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Internet funnymen 18 comments
itsamemaria · 1 day ago
I have. But yeah that one scalated quickly
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Internet funnymen 18 comments
itsamemaria · 1 day ago
That's true. I have gotten crap for both men and women. Juat mostly man
Internet funnymen 18 comments
itsamemaria · 1 day ago
This is so true! Only person I know it's obsessed with pumping spice is a guy. And most of them go crazy when i say I don't like bacon. I can insult their child and they wouldn't get so defensive!
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Sandwiches 2 comments
itsamemaria · 1 day ago
That's what I was gonna say!
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Got a catfish 4 comments
itsamemaria · 2 days ago
Had the dame question... but I guess she was returning it. Not before the pic for likes!
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Let 911 step in! 3 comments
itsamemaria · 2 days ago
Yeah it is just hypermobility. Normal for you guys. You are probably young, but it is a good. Idea to keep muscles strong to avoid future problems :)
Look at the meme 3 comments
itsamemaria · 2 days ago
Of course! She matched them with the dress to complete yhe OOTD. Your head is the same everyday probably
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A strawberry, a snail and a mushroom 6 comments
itsamemaria · 2 days ago
Now i want to know if snail wants to eat or drink the water. If he or she hungry or thirsty!!?
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Friendship knows no bounds 8 comments
itsamemaria · 3 days ago
This. Is so beautiful
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Intimacy is so important 1 comments
itsamemaria · 4 days ago
Yes. I usually cook dinner. But when my husband knows I've had a rough day at work he gets me food from a vegan place I like and I always want to cry. (Just mention the vegan psrt because he gets extra points from being a meat eater and still finding that place for me and driving all the way there. I haven't evrn been myself)
Oh and yes turns me on too
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Quadratic logarithms 13 comments
itsamemaria · 4 days ago
Was about to type that. And also, is this what that new core math is??
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Mo' money, less problems for real 14 comments
itsamemaria · 5 days ago
Ugh I know. People say this to much. YES MONEY HELPS A LOT! Unless is health related (that is not solved with a surgery or mwdications) most problems can be fixed with money
That hurt so bad 5 comments
itsamemaria · 5 days ago
O....m....g.... I have made it a point to no watch this movie because I heard the dog dies and now I know how. Nooooo (crying)
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If you’re offended, stay offended 16 comments
itsamemaria · 5 days ago
Oh yeah sometimes you can't help it. Specially if some things you communicate it better in another language. That's why I mention more professional settings I understand people getting annoyed
If you’re offended, stay offended 16 comments
itsamemaria · 6 days ago
Depends. In a work or school environment I do agree is rude if people just speak a nother langiage when they can easily include you in the conversation or simply speak english just so people know you are keeping professional. Now, if I'm in a restaurant, store speaking to my friends and family anyone can speak whatever they want.
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f*ck Apple Music 2 comments
itsamemaria · 6 days ago
Oohhh
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New KitKat commercial 2 comments
itsamemaria · 6 days ago
Yes!
Camera obscura 3 comments
itsamemaria · 1 week ago
So photogenic !
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When you gotta protect those banana republics 6 comments
itsamemaria · 1 week ago
Yeah right. Venezuela still waiting for the knock...
Welcome to the real world 25 comments
itsamemaria · 1 week ago
Just stop typing won't help. It needs to be changed as a law. I get your point but it needs to be changed in a major scale. And it's not only about looking as an asshole, it is about a waiter working hard for a tip because wages are so low. On the other side, and playing devils advocate, a lot of people already complain about service for the most silly reasons, if servers won't depend on tips in general, not for all servers, but in general attention declines, so some people would really feel te change.
So, I'm all for workwrs getting decent wages meanwhile if somebody makes $2 or $3 an hour, I am leaving a tip to help that person out. If taken to votes sure, give them decent wages however, this might hurt some peoole too. Servers, bartenders in high end restaurants make more money in tips than if they had minimum wage.
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Welcome to the real world 25 comments
itsamemaria · 1 week ago
Sure. But right now that is the system we have in America, and waiters in general put up with a lot of crap and bad wages like you said. We all know this, so if you go out to a restaurant don't try to be "smart" and leave less than 10%. Now if you get bad service you have a right to leave whatever. I still feel bad and leave at least 15% or more if I see that the bad service is because of understaff. I'm not going to punish a server because of the business owner. But I just feel that many that criticize leaving more than 15% have never attempted to work service you know. (Btw the don't be smart part was in general not directly to you )
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Welcome to the real world 25 comments
itsamemaria · 2 weeks ago
If waiter gave an at leas decent service, in America, they make less than minumun wage so we all know tgey depend on tips, so if you are. Good person or at least not an a-hole leave at least 15%. People think this is adding to the price of food and all but if waiters were to get more money and we woulsn't rup, thwn your food would just cost more. People complain a lot about waiters herr, go to another country werw rios are not expected. You'll see the difference! I had decent and sometimes great service but is not like in Amerixa, and I'm fine with that but a bet yelpers would have fieldtrip complaining.
Who else would do this 10 comments
itsamemaria · 2 weeks ago
Ha! My phone kept insisting on navigators intead of nauseous and I guess didn't noticed. Funny thing is writing this now my phone insists on newspapers instead of navigators!
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Who else would do this 10 comments
itsamemaria · 2 weeks ago
Got navigators nauseous just reading it
Incestsexual 10 comments
itsamemaria · 2 weeks ago
Lol at comment. Horrified about everything else
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