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jiasmin


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Never fforget 2 comments
jiasmin · 5 hours ago
My friend's ex boyfriend can suck his own dick.
Get a round tuit 1 comments
jiasmin · 5 hours ago
Okay story time. So I was in a club meeting st school, and the librarian asks if I've read a book yet.
Me: Nah, it's on the list, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
Cue my ceramics teacher, Mr. Elwell.
Elwell: But if you did, would you do it?"
Me: did what?
Ewell: got a round to it.
Me: ...yeah?
He calmly reached into his pocket and pulls out a little clay object and hands it to me. It says 'to it' on it. And this man, he's got the biggest shit eating grin on his face when he just smugly tells me.
"There, now you've gotten a round 'to it'."
Kinky 5 comments
jiasmin · 1 day ago
Following for name of anime
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He's right.. Twilight sucks..!! 8 comments
jiasmin · 2 days ago
My only defense for liking Twilight a little bit is I really did like the rest of the Cullens in the books. Like, Carlisle and Jasper are fucking boss, even if the main characters suck ass.
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Manly musk, mr. Steal yo girl 2 comments
jiasmin · 3 days ago
I'd probably let Elon steal me
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Barry: Whats your superpower again? Bruce: Im rich 18 comments
jiasmin · 6 days ago
I think that's /exactly/ what's going on here.
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Barry: Whats your superpower again? Bruce: Im rich 18 comments
jiasmin · 6 days ago
Technicially, he double owns him how. Bruce Wayne also owns the Daily Planet, and therefore is Clark Kent's boss
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Barry: Whats your superpower again? Bruce: Im rich 18 comments
jiasmin · 6 days ago
Or a shit after somebody ate one of those glitter pills.
Barry: Whats your superpower again? Bruce: Im rich 18 comments
jiasmin · 1 week ago
This movie was a combination of absolute shit as I expected from D.C. and actual gold akin to Guardians of the Galaxy.
Levitating moon lamp 6 comments
jiasmin · 1 week ago
...buy now button?
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Inside a salt mine 7 comments
jiasmin · 2 weeks ago
Nah, bro. That's the Crystal Shaft in the Skeksis Castle.
Where are my frenchies? 17 comments
jiasmin · 2 weeks ago
Totally is, my dude.
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Where are my frenchies? 17 comments
jiasmin · 2 weeks ago
What does a Frenchman call a really bad Thursday?........a traJEUDI.
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Probably should've put this up in chat 104 comments
jiasmin · 2 weeks ago
Which one said that? I've only completed one ending,so idk.
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Probably should've put this up in chat 104 comments
jiasmin · 2 weeks ago
Sí, my friend. Excellent game, yeah?
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The theory of everything 4 comments
jiasmin · 2 weeks ago
That's Eddie Redmayne playing Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything, I believe.
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Probably should've put this up in chat 104 comments
jiasmin · 2 weeks ago
AGRO!!!
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Earth-senpai! 21 comments
jiasmin · 4 weeks ago
Actually, that makes sense now that I think about it cos Iskander wanted to conquer the earth.
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Earth-senpai! 21 comments
jiasmin · 4 weeks ago
He reminds me of Rider....a lot.
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My phone would never go off 23 comments
jiasmin · 4 weeks ago
Yes
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Now you can see the whole world in 3D at the tip of a finger thanks to Google Earth. 3 comments
jiasmin · 4 weeks ago
I used it to scope the FUCK out of CERN
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Asking the real questions 4 comments
jiasmin · 5 weeks ago
I don't think so. The Spark within them would be dead, so the car wouldn't run or turn on.
Tumblr Genders #2 17 comments
jiasmin · 5 weeks ago
Just a thought
Tumblr Genders #2 17 comments
jiasmin · 5 weeks ago
Kinda non related, but I have a theory that the evolutionary chain actually split creating humans, but some of us returned to the seas and evolved aquatic structures creating mermaids, and then some moved higher into mesas and mountains to develop avian structures creating the modern idea of an angel. Perhaps, I'm not personally endorsing godkin or anything like that, but perhaps we assimilated again to create people with 'angelic' or 'aquatic' tendencies.
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Choose one, thank @german_satan 58 comments
jiasmin · 5 weeks ago
Probs the ring.