Nope nope nope nope noooooooope

There was a tiny restaurant in Monroe, Louisiana where I ordered their Muffaletta sandwich. The waiter had to ask me three times what I wanted, until I had to point to the menu. He said, "I didn't even know we made that" and went back into the kitchen. 30 minutes later my sandwich shows up. "Sorry that took so long" he says. "We had to call the owner to figure out how to make this thing."
It was the best damn sandwich I've ever had in my life. An absolute work of art. God bless those people for being willing to call the owner at home.

I straight up can't read the punchline.

Because not everyone knows how to spell sphinx. or quartz.

cursed meme

Cursed image

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman agree

It doesn't fit into the song at all. Like, at all.

Why would Spiderman get rebooted? They already have Tom Holland to be Spiderman.

Why would Spiderman get rebooted again? They've got a great Spiderman already.

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Before we got married, one of my wife's students told her she needed to take 60 baths before the wedding so "your husband won't recognize you". Kids can be savage...

I mostly like to think of what I would say to famous people I dislike or disagree with if I ever met them.

Sorry, guys, but Tom Holland signed that contract with Sony, not Marvel or Disney.

Nah, the groundwork has been laid for a solid spiderverse for Tom. He'll just hang out with Venom, do a Spider-verse movie, and be a much more "friendly neighborhood" spiderman.

This would be more appropriate as a "before and after" meme, because all the major european powers were champing at the bit to go to war with each other and prove that they were the baddest dudes around. Then the war lasted for more than a year and everyone realized how deep of sh!t they were in.

Bill is full of horsesh!t.

White isn't a race; it's a social construct.

boob le snoot

Lyra's baby daemon