Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Sleep is for the week.
Alias: dicklover-69-suck-deepthroat-fuck-anythingyouwantforfree-bestquality-10/10

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Black cats 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Here i was thinking they would be the most adopted cause they’re cute shadow babies
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Cracks me up every time 24 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Hello daddy
Official blank 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Do you also remember the time that they alongside Pepsi consumed massive amounts of India’s water supply
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Italuminati 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
No wonder plumbers are Italian
I love them all 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
OH NOOOOOOOOooooOoOOOooooo
Same as you? 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Who are you to decide the ‘wrong guy’
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Cracks me up every time 24 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 days ago
@barneystinson wanna ruin this post again?
I expect nothing short of rotisserie chicken 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 days ago
McNuggets taste better tho
But they're twins 23 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Boring story: I’m pasty as shit and my bff is really dark our names are total opposites and yet we still get mistaken for one another
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Poor boy 24 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Y’all wild
Truly alarming but I still do it for the love of the profession. . 17 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
If you don’t mind my asking what do you do?
For those girls out there, eager to get married 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
If she or he doesn’t like coke don’t try to marry them. They’re weak and their genes will weaken your gene pool. They won’t survive and they’ll die young the Pepsi loving freaks
I expect nothing short of rotisserie chicken 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
Or a TWENTY piece McNuggets
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Why is this preferred? 32 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
What’s your definition of soon?
My magical crystals will save you, honest 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Steve Jobs believed
On task af 144 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Economics
I agree with this one 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Ah yes we love a good alcoholic dad bod
The beautiful blue glow of a Nuclear Reactor 16 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
That’s the inside of the TARDIS
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For anyone curious 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
But what if you have aphantasia? Cause if I suddenly go deaf tomorrow I’d have no way of visualizing asl movements
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Pray for this little kitten 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Ya kitty’s got some weird ass feet fam
It's my donut! 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
I rlly wanna see someone yeet my friend’s 300lb dog
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Epic things 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Multiplication
I always wanted a pet rat 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
I read somewhere that rats have the same cognitive awareness as humans. (Meaning they know that they’re thinking)
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Atari space invaders championship 1980 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
If you got to your nearest target you can get a ladies Atari tank for 3$
You're pregnant? 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Who let the three year olds on funsubstance?
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