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Meanwhile in Africa 9 comments
kamatsu · 4 days ago
This is actually a fairly common occurrence.
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Fascinating facts 13 comments
kamatsu · 4 days ago
And I'm fairly sure the picture for the one about German nursing homes and fake bus stops has an Australian bus shelter.
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WLTH 142: and then the entire comic-con clapped 29 comments
kamatsu · 4 days ago
If I knew I'd be reading this, I wouldn't have spent so much on glasses. Thanks, Tumblr, for giving me eyeball cancer.
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That was embarrassing 12 comments
kamatsu · 5 days ago
Right, forgot about that bit.
I am so stupid 70 comments
kamatsu · 5 days ago
I also once burned my finger on a drill bit that Dad had just been using to drill through bricks. While telling my sister not to touch it because it was hot from drilling through bricks and she'd burn herself if she touched it.
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That was embarrassing 12 comments
kamatsu · 5 days ago
Wonder how they'd do in the 24 Hours of Lemons...
well 12 comments
kamatsu · 1 week ago
It depends on which laws were broken, though, and whether the response was appropriate to what the situation was, or in some cases, to what it appeared to be.
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I am so stupid 70 comments
kamatsu · 1 week ago
To be fair, those can be pretty tough biscuits.
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I am so stupid 70 comments
kamatsu · 1 week ago
I once ran over my own foot. Dad was teaching us how to ride the motor-trike at my grandparents' farm, and had polished the seat. Which made it slippery. I went around the first corner too fast, put my foot down instinctively, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground with my left shoe halfway between the trike and myself.
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Much too relatable 3 comments
kamatsu · 1 week ago
Technically, the full Murphy's Law is "if there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it." The version that most people use is sometimes referred to as Finagle's Law.

The original was made, if I remember correctly, in response to a pin in some sort of US Air Force vehicle that could be inserted in two ways: the way that worked, and the way that caused huge problems at approximately the worst time possible. It's essentially about defensive design, in which the only ways in which to assemble or use something function correctly, like making the aforementioned pin only go in one way.
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No look pass 4 comments
kamatsu · 1 week ago
She clearly did not learn from Kuroko no Basuke. Or only learned from it.
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We all had this professor 25 comments
kamatsu · 1 week ago
Try and guess how to pronounce Caoimhe. Irish Gaelic is weird.
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The largest aircraft in the world rolling out of it's hangar in Mojave CA 10 comments
kamatsu · 1 week ago
Reminds me of one of the weirder fighter planes of WW2
Close call 10 comments
kamatsu · 2 weeks ago
Fortunately he seems to just have a broken knee this time around.
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logic 20 comments
kamatsu · 2 weeks ago
Additionally, it is far easier to commit mass killings with firearms than other weapons.
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Meanwhile in our universe 47 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
Mute Deadpool
Why do people even live there? 13 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
At least in my state they tend to read Catastrophic instead of Code Red, and I think I prefer the way it is here.
I'm confused 56 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
No, multiplication and division are done in order from left to right, after first brackets then exponents, and before the same reading-order malarkey with addition and subtraction. At least, that's how I learned BEDMAS here in Australia.
First the brackets, 2+1=3
Then the first division or multiplication from the left, 9÷2=3
Then it's 3(3), or 3×3, which equals 9.
I'm confused 56 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
But you do multiplication and division from left to right, meaning that it's 6÷2=3, then 3×3=9.
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Gospel by Shrek 20 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD
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Gospel by Shrek 20 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON
GO
PLAY
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Gospel by Shrek 20 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
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The fourth wall has been broken 4 comments
kamatsu · 3 weeks ago
That wasn't even the first time this scene, let alone in the whole of the movie.
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Rhyming names are always fun 10 comments
kamatsu · 4 weeks ago
"Don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin’?"
“Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”
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