kamatsu

kamatsu


I would post stuff, but everything I want to post comes from here. Oh well, comments are enough for me.

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Hakuna matata? 10 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Clearly the GBA Lion King game wasn't as hard as whichever version this is...
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Damn son 4 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
One time during a solar cycle race in America, my dad managed to freak out a couple of Canadians who wondered why the Australian kids on his school's team were so tough, simply by telling them of some of the more dangerous features of koalas, platypus, kangaroos and cassowaries. And then by getting them to try a small part of a really thick Vegemite sandwich and having one of the kids that really liked Vegemite just eat the thing whole in front of them.
Now what? 9 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
And I thought it was weird and annoying to be allergic to yeast and MSG...
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Electrifying flower 2 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Watt stunning beauty!
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Damn son 4 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Just because they're slow, unbelievably stupid herbivores doesn't mean koalas can't be dangerous. They use those claws to climb eucalyptus trees, after all.
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A *HIGH* Priced Meal 9 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
And hold our large heads high!
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A *HIGH* Priced Meal 9 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Bad cow pun.

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate.
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Stiff Upperlip and all 11 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Well, that would make sense, considering our non-Aboriginal heritage is mostly Brits, and a fair few of those are convicts, however many were sent here for crimes as small as shovel theft. Not to mention the whole "everything trying to kill us" thing.
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Why not both? 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
This cat is contaminated by the Spiral!
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M.C. Escher - metamorphosis 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
No cockroaches?
One them will say the truth, the other 2 also say the truth 18 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
The rare Long-Snooted Lankhound.
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Hairy baby! 2 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
That is the sort of dog that I need.
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Too bad we can't retroactively unvaccinate the antivacers 26 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
A few years ago theAustralian government altered "No Jab, No Pay" legislation which meant that, unless there was legitimate reason beyond the whole "they're evil chemicals" stuff, be it medical, religious, or otherwise, parents would not get the majority of benefits that the government gives to families with children.
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Steep, angular staircase design in Stockholm, Sweden home 15 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
It'd take a while being forced to use them, but I could grow to like those stairs.
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So many memes 7 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
WheN YOu reAlISe yOur SHoW HaS BeEN tuRnEd iNto A FArM FoR MemES
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I want the sword to be forged by Elves 9 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
I'll need to spend some time finding the perfect music over the course of my life, but I'd love to be turned into a record.
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Lil d*ck 4 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
So, you're saying that smaller men should get used to scat stuff?
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The only news that matters 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Subby McSubface. But the boat in question was a polar research vessel that was instead named RRS Sir David Attenborough, a much more fitting name for a ship owned by the Natural Environment Research Council.
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If you can think about it, don't 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Yeah, I'll admit to that being a better translation in this context.
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If you can think about it, don't 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
The Japanese on the sign actually translates into "Please do not throw away rubbish here."
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What your abilty? 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
This man's hair is Senjougahara's skirt.
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My fb has weird things... part 69: what did he say to his barber 7 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
"Someone's havin' doubts, huh? Hell, I'm just trying to keep this thing interesting. You can't write me off like that. You're just a voice, pal! YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!"
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Interviews 14 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Now, I don't know a whole lot about guns, but I'm pretty sure a .50-cal deagle is the sort of gun a man with deficiencies in the bedroom gets.
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Exes sexes 17 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Well, there was one female Evil Ex.
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Round earth is a fairy tale 11 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Where are the elephants?
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