kamatsu
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Livin in a gangsta paradise 30 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
The one I know had the second three lines as:
Batmobile
Lost a wheel
And the Joker got away
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Batmobile
Lost a wheel
And the Joker got away
How can anyone prefer this system? 32 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
Literally nobody uses them, but yes. Also, centimetres are relatively rarely used profesionally; scientists use metres with the correct notation (10^x) to get the distance they need, and people like carpenters and mechanics will use millimetres to get the precision they need without having to worry about decimal places (and probably for other reasons too).
Also, a foot is 30.48 cm.
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Also, a foot is 30.48 cm.
How can anyone prefer this system? 32 comments
Absorbing efficient black Walrus 8 comments
Good guy 5 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
L plates only apply to learner drivers, it has nothing to do with what kind of gearbox you use and if you're learning stick with a license there is no law that you need to use them.
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What is this horse thing all about 10 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
You want to know what one horsepower is equivalent to? Approximately 1.5 ponies, of course.
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Constructive criticism 6 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
It's also just a bad game, and it costs money to make a second save ($10, I think?).
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Awesome WIFI names 2 comments
Plants, love, and butter 14 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
There are some plants that the cultivation of should be illegal, though. Stuff like Gympie-Gympie, an Australian plant which seems to exist only to bring pain.
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When your teacher won’t stfu about politics 7 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
Human: *parks inside lines where they live, but outside where others live
FS (myself included): *SCREEEEEE
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FS (myself included): *SCREEEEEE
I thought the bag was used Canada wide 34 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
I haven't traveled outside of my state a whole lot, but I'm pretty sure that nobody in Australia uses bagged milk.
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Those who don't use them are selfish 2 comments
If it works 8 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
Speaking of Australian power sockets being turned off, I'm always confused and mildly terrified when other countries don't have switches on their sockets.
Cum makes your teeth turn grey 3 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
It's a reference to Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, which is where the image was taken from.
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The rest of your life starts now 9 comments
True feminism 11 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
Because rational feminism isn't a joke. Make fun of real, rational feminism, make a meme where the good feminism's not shutting down the 'feminazis' or 'meninists' or whatever but it's still about that kind of feminism, and you're gonna be seen as an arsehole. Whether or not that's true, the fact of the matter is that most memes related to any activism are making fun of the extremist side of that activism. Positive posts about feminism or any other activism - in my opinion - aren't memes. They're great posts, and we could certainly do with more of them, not to mention more of the things that feminism is rallying for. But I don't feel they're meme material.
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Make the right choice. Don't text and drive 5 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
Just recently a pair of police officers were injured while doing RBT in Australia, I forget which state exactly. One of them was pinned against the patrol car, screaming in pain, and has had to have his leg amputated (afraid I forget if it was above or below the knee).
The reason I mention the screaming is because they were injured by some absolute fucking cuntbag shitweasel with a sheet of dangerous driving-type offenses half a kilometre long who, you guessed it, was texting while driving. He got out of the crash with nary a scratch, so he had to sit by his car hearing what he had done. That's probably the only thing that I could've wanted added to the fact that his sentencing involved the judge completely denying him parole and bail, because he'd just do it again.
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The reason I mention the screaming is because they were injured by some absolute fucking cuntbag shitweasel with a sheet of dangerous driving-type offenses half a kilometre long who, you guessed it, was texting while driving. He got out of the crash with nary a scratch, so he had to sit by his car hearing what he had done. That's probably the only thing that I could've wanted added to the fact that his sentencing involved the judge completely denying him parole and bail, because he'd just do it again.
Some dead memes for you 6 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
And also dead because of the mortal injury that it suffered losing its shell.
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Speedwagon says 20 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
Speedwagon retreats coolly.
Or, if you're all about that alliteration, Speedwagon skedaddles serenely.
Or, if you're all about that alliteration, Speedwagon skedaddles serenely.
We used to this 8 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
I think the problem here is less insensitive journalists than it is cultural differences in common phrases, like how a Brit saying "That's a brave idea" isn't complimenting you, and is in fact saying that it's never going to work, what the hell were you thinking.
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No winners here 5 comments
kamatsu
· 6 years ago
But water just makes more. It's feeding them after midnight that turns them into gremlins.
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Also, centimetres kind of are the in-between; SI units tend to get prefixes every third factor of ten, e.g. millilitre, litre, kilolitre.