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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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An oil painting I did a couple of years ago 3 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
The problem with photorealism is that it can't be distinguished from an actual photo unless you zoom in and don't see any brush strokes.
Yo, look at his bush… 3 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
George Bush of the Jungle
The prophecy is true 2 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
I'm a Taurus so I don't believe in prophesies.
Choices 5 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Mammaries?
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It's been scientifically proven that people like you more think. 2 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Aaaww, I love you too <3
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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
SpongeBob Squarepants?
A tenth of a bell 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
I wonder how loud a gigaBel is?
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Moooo 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
I know well done isn't considered genteel but when I eat something I want to be sure it's dead.
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Gee thanks I wouldn’t have released 4 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Bridge Ahead Out!
I sure hope so. It would be really stupid to build a house just to keep a bridge in it.
Boing boing boing boom 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
John Barnett did not kill himself.
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Good grief 4 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Wow! Talk about being removed from reality.
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My son found an "antique" phone at a garage sale. Sorry it's not the best quality picture 2 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Antiques are at least a hundred years old. In the 1920s the "candlestick" model, with a separate mouth piece, was most common. The rotary dial was introduced in 1919 but didn't become common until the fifties. This does not look like any of the older models so it's probably vintage and not an antique.
Still a cool pic though.
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Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Yay!
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I Can Haz Cheezburger! 3 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Wait, English speakers don't? Is it just "loop" and "brother" to them?
Frog on a beer cap 11 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Nice butt
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Asking the real questions 3 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Excellent break down and explanation. Whoever down voted you is an idiot.
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Asking the real questions 3 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
I understand property tax in the US mostly finances public service, such as schools and libraries, so maybe you want to pay not to live in an area full of ignorant analphabetists which would seriously impact property values.
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At my local bowling alley 2 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Yeah, obviously.
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Bathroom graffiti (OC) 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
It's true, I've seen them.
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Colossal huddled dirty 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Don't know about Denmark, but Sweden had like ten black guys employed in the royal guard at the time. That's your diversity right there.
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Good for them 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Time flies.
Should I beat his ass 2 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
Rude!
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still 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
What an awful system.
Christian Trump father refuses to speak to me or see my baby in over a year because he 1 comments
karlboll · 6 weeks ago
"Christian Trump father refuses to speak to me or see my baby in over a year because he feels slighted and I am progressive. What a waste."
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