My math teacher has done many weird things but my top three are:
1.Throwing pencils at a construction worker who was on a latter removing a bees' nest
2.Chasing a student out of the printer room and all the way back to the students classroom all while yelling "come back you forgot your paper"
Doing a movie style hug with a student where he picked up the kid and spun him around

My middle school makes you take a "financial choices and life decision" class and my high school makes you take two half year or one full year course of accounting to get math credit. Also being bilingual often helps you get a job.

Aren't those both panic at the disco songs?

Rant is my favorite Bo Burnham song

When I was five I wanted to be a forensic detective

I love that the cat looks self conscious about it in every pick

When you swallow gum it is most likely to just pass through your digestive system. The myth that it stays in your stomach started because gum takes seven years to be completely broken down by stomach acid

But in every show or movie it only takes like 12 minutes to give birth

I know this kid named Ufuk but everyone (even the teachers) call him Ufuck

But I thought each birthday takes a year off your life

Sherlotter

1) life of pie
2) princess and the frog
3)gravity?
4) 500 days of summer
5) psycho
6) flight plan?
7) broke back mountain
8) pearl habbor
9) Cinderella
10) home alone
11) angels and demons
12) ratatouille
13) the note book
14) free willy
15) Thor
16) blood diamond?
17) paranormal activity
18) social network
19) the Santa clause
20) planet of the apes
21) Kung fu panda
22) Ted
23) Charlie and the chocolate factory/ willy wonka
24)the devil wears prada
25)
26) lord of the rings
27) et
28) eat pray love
29) princess diary
30) les miserables
31) night at the museum
32) super 8?
33) hangover
34) lady and the tramp
35) snakes on a plain
36)
37) a series of unfortunate events
38) bug's life
39) titanic
40) jobs
41) brides maids
42) Apollo 13
43) 27 dresses
44) clock wise orange?
45)perfect storm
46)Blair witch project
47) the ring
48) polar express
49)
50) Edward scissor hands

Sherlock!!! :) :) :)

That ax is going to smell like a douche bag for a month

That's how they make dubstep

There are more then 9 planets in the whole universe. It should say one solar system

Frank is the name of the rabbit in Donnie darko not the girls name