Those who are good at music shit know how the notes would look like on the paper. It's like saying "It can't SOUND boring when I read the words with my EYES".

Guess you're not very experienced in art.

Pretty sure it was either on Cartoon Network or Jetix.

Would probably be something about Castiel being confused on sexual stuff.

US will be like "yay shit" but the rest of the world will be just laughing at them.

That was just dark brown and light beige.

Lucky guess.

You'd have to be an idiot to manage to make the pawns vulnerable. And if they get to the end, they'll become queens.

Because they're all fake, and if the quality was good, it would be obvious.

Real men have a hyperdimensional black hole instead of a heart that absorbs feelings and bitching.

*staring intensifies*

OH YEAH?! HOW MANY PIXELS ARE IN SUPER MARIO BROS 3 LEVEL 5?!

If you state you like porn, then you probably do get that .-.

I LOVE tacos. I've always wanted to try chimichangas. I'm pretty sure my AK-47 bayonet is still covered in gun oil. Food is life. Chocolate is probably the universe's way of saying "I like you humans"

Black people aren't black either, nor are white people white. They're brown and beige, in that order.

Vaccines are medication. If you fear getting an allergic reaction, get yourself checked.
NOT getting vaccinated MAY get you killed.
GETTING a vaccination MAY cause allergic reaction.
Which is worse? Dying or getting an allergic reaction?

Obese Manager?

It's called Sims 4.

Egyptian paintings don't have forward-facing faces.

About to give out sweet lip action to a 'light saber'.

Exactly. If they were equally large, this would work. This is just stupid. It's like saying B is 13.

At least he got the documents back.

As a guy who always rolls his sleeves up that high, the sleeve gets a lot tighter after rolling. If it's still not tight enough, roll through the inside. It's a bit harder, but it'll keep the thing in place if you have really skinny arms.

omg he didn't ask permission to do something he can barely control its so rape lyk wtf y u do dis pls jail dis man he raep