kinghitler


Until join dates get added, here: I've been around since early 2014

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Unexpected plot twist 4 comments
kinghitler · 2 days ago
it just
it positively screams 2009
dear god
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This is so cute 33 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
says the guest with nothing better to do than scroll back through two weeks' worth of posts just to leave a comment on something they find offensive...
:thinking:
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The Incredibles 10 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
"HE is getting mugged!"
"Well let's hope we don't cover him!"
"I'll be right back."
"Stop right now, or you're fired!"
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The Incredibles 10 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
"A company..."
"...is like an enormous clock."
"...is like an enormous... yes! Precisely! And aaaall the little cogs mesh together!"
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The Incredibles 10 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
incredibles stage show now pls
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
I am speaking directly to you. I am proclaiming nothing about myself excluding the manner in which we are interacting.
There's something to be said for your logic skills if you call that attention-seeking.
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
Can you even read or understand basic anything?
How am I seeking attention? I'm just degrading you for being a fucking retard - getting upvotes is an unintended side effect of making dumb people look dumb.
Get the fuck off the internet, kid. You're not ready yet.
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
*No.
>implying FunSubstance has a block feature
Also, looks like you lost the Reply button again, huh? It's ok, just try to remember next time :)
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
Okay so now I'm seriously beginning to doubt your ability to read. Most of my comments here are either neutral or have 2 upvotes, and the others you yourself have downvoted. I'm not sure who let you on the internet, but generally stupid people get made fun of.
Also *you're and learn to use punctuation
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
...do you have a mental impairment or what
i don't feel good about making fun of autists
This kind of details would offend a lot of people today 13 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
i think the fact that one of the rangers had a black suit to begin with, regardless of the ranger's race, would offend people these days tbh
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 2 weeks ago
Forgot where the Reply button was?
It's ok, it's just right next to the little icon of a thumb pointing downwards.
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Can't fool me 9 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
the sixth sense
I had it down within 10 minutes
Give this kid a medal 2 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
y tho
that makes no mathematical sense
I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
well
i already sort of punished him by photoshopping* his face and the face of his crush onto the Moana movie poster and then sharing it in a discord server
so not really no
*shittily using MS Paint
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
well let me put it this way
has a friend ever taken your phone and taken a bunch of photos?
that's exactly what happened to me except instead my friend embraced kinghitler's persona in a bit more of an edgy way than i normally do lol
it's not a big deal IMO, i got comment-banned for a little bit but nothing else
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I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
...and when you use the reply button, you don't need to indicate who you're replying to anymore.
(yes it did happen, compare my last 30 or so comments to earlier ones and you'll see an inexplicable spike in Nazi and anti-semitic phrases)
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What is the meaning of life? 25 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
Me in a few weeks
NEW ZELDA TOMORROW
AAAAAAAAAAA
I love how naive kids are 28 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
there's a reply button you know
also my account got semi-hijacked by some goon and a couple comments were made that I didn't sanction
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Unite 24 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
This pizza is like the Jews of food to us.
That's all I'll say.
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Modern keyboard concept 16 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
defibrillator-lookin'-ass
what are you trying to do, bring your desk back to life??
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Wasps are evil 21 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
...character?
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Albert einstein when asked about education 4 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
That Jew was a betrayer of the German people!
Bird people know the struggle 20 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
who needs sweaters when you can have N A Z I S
Comedian Josh Johnson does a good 5 comments
kinghitler · 3 weeks ago
I don't know what to say to that