kinghitler


Until join dates get added, here: I've been around since early 2014

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Console cabinet from ikea 5 comments
kinghitler · 3 hours ago
This makes me happy
Greg eats too many spiders 4 comments
kinghitler · 19 hours ago
actually spiders georg
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I hate seeing people do this 8 comments
kinghitler · 2 days ago
it's a vent
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How LOTR should have ended 6 comments
kinghitler · 4 days ago
this is the highest quality post to ever exist
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Who's stealing your job 5 comments
kinghitler · 6 days ago
Schrodinger's immigrant
Simultaneously being lazy and stealing your jobs
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Nothing should be wasted 2 comments
kinghitler · 6 days ago
Film Theory: Elaine is a Secret Alcoholic!?
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K I L L T H E M 7 comments
kinghitler · 6 days ago
what the fuck
surely there isn't room for two snarky cynical people in this house, right?
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tbh 29 comments
kinghitler · 6 days ago
how original. just steal my thing like that, why don't you.
anyway, I'm unfollowing these comments, but you two snowflakes feel free to have a rage at me for not grieving for something that happened over 70 years ago and had no effect on me. Auf wiedersen and Heil Hitler
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Actually, there are four kinds of people 12 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
WAH me up
(WAH ME UP INSIDE)
I can't WAH up
(CAN'T WAH UP INSIDE)
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tbh 29 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
You again?
ugh
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tbh 29 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
@rose_garden
No, you're the one who needs psychological help. The vast, vast majority of people will laugh at jokes about tragedies - if anything, not laughing makes you the abnormal one. If you normalise a tragedy then it loses its power. That's all we're doing.
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Being romantic vs. Being realistic 3 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
but that's the beauty of it
wrap up everything in the sheet
bam, no ants
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What have they done 2 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
*XP error noise*
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I am prepared for the shitfest in the comments following this 7 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
There's an easy way to solve this problem, ask for more specification
tbh 29 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
5 upvotes in 9 minutes, I'll take that
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I just found this and now I can't stop screaming 4 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
are your vocal chords ripped to shreds now?
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Does race matter? 106 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
I used to be on the left, but then it became regressive.
yay centrism, wooo
Guess what time it is 8 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
There was a pretty sizeable spider on my hand a few days ago. I expected to freak out and fling my arm around, but my Australian instinct kicked in and I just flicked it away calmly.
what have I become
He tried 10 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
how du-u-u-umb can you be
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tbh 29 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
Either it's ok to make fun of everything, or nothing.
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Bad example? 14 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
didn't Steve Jobs have Asperger's or something
that's an interesting point too - can the mentally disabled be president?
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IT'S OVER 5 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
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IT'S OVER 5 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
I HATE SAND
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Confession from a cabbie  8 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
Probably not real, but a good story nonetheless.
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A fate worse than death - Greentexts #1 15 comments
kinghitler · 1 week ago
nah