kinghitler


Until join dates get added, here: I've been around since early 2014

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Midnight 12 comments
kinghitler · 1 hour ago
What the fuck?
Did you just join up and pick random posts from nearly 3 months ago only to correct grammar?
There's only room for one Nazi on this site, pal, and his name starts with a K.
Magic 3 comments
kinghitler · 20 hours ago
what kind of a name is Ard
and why'd you say how twice
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First selfie guys. I know I look fabulous, I'm a drama queen but I know you all love me 30 comments
kinghitler · 20 hours ago
Alright, thank you Mr Christ, look out for our feature article in tomorrow's paper
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It never stays the night 3 comments
kinghitler · 20 hours ago
Yes, I too become a naked green elf man with white hair
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Guide for headphones 6 comments
kinghitler · 20 hours ago
Psh, I don't use headphones, I have two phones taped to my ears and positioned so the speakers are right next to my earholes and I just hit play at the same time on both phones
GOML
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How about no. 10 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
yes it was
the capslock button is incredibly useful
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First selfie guys. I know I look fabulous, I'm a drama queen but I know you all love me 30 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
Mr. Christ! A. Hitler, New Reich Times. What's your opinion on homosexuals?
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wat. 10 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
WHITE POW-
*gets trampled by BLM activists*
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Harambe's Grandmother died today 15 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
what kinda anti-gorilla conspiracy is this!?
and how far does it go!? all the way to the top!?
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Why must some people be like this 12 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
*singing the Thneedville song while tying a noose*
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Respect 19 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
ikr
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Loose doge in the subway 7 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
wouldn't it be カージト?
also I thought they were cat people
I have never been so discouraged in my life 18 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
why have sex when you can kill anything in one punch?
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How about no. 10 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
H A I L C T H U L H U
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Respect 19 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
If I was steak that looked like that, I don't think I'd have the capacity to bite a cow
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Science 7 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
that's what I mean, if Graham's number in its entirety was suddenly introduced into your brain, apparently it would create a black hole
Infinitereaper in the summer 19 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
#ilovemyscythe
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No you won't! Yes I will! 10 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
Me: The next thing I say is true. The last thing I said is false. Discuss.
Him: ...
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Because, why not? 8 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
"Sex sells, and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it."
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Science 7 comments
kinghitler · 1 day ago
apparently if your brain tried to comprehend Graham's number in its entirety then it would become so dense a black hole would form and destroy the entire planet
that's a thing that's slightly relevant, right?
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When you remember that one time a guy complimented your collar bones 9 comments
kinghitler · 2 days ago
did you know WikiHow is a veritable well of information and convenient guides
such as How to Breed Syrian Hamsters
How to Get Over an Anime Addiction
and How to Fight
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Weird fact 4 comments
kinghitler · 2 days ago
source please
My life in a nutshell 7 comments
kinghitler · 2 days ago
i don't get "fandoms". i watch this tv show, i like it, but why would i want to read endless shitty fanmade stories of sherlock and john fucking each other in the butt?
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we killed god 13 comments
kinghitler · 2 days ago
You can say we killed God, but if there was a God to begin with, why would he grant us this terrible power?
/philosophy