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kingswitcherii


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Heerree's johnny! 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
It worked for my ex-wife!
I lost a lot of friends because of that bitch.
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Can confirm. Was a teenage boy 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Teenage boys? Er...yeah...teenage boys do that...*side-eye.jpeg*
Can confirm. Was a teenage boy 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Teenage boys? Er...yeah...teenage boys do that...*side-eye.jpeg*
Me reading this: "That's a lot of damage" 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
That's bollocks.
Me reading this: "That's a lot of damage" 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
That's bollocks.
There’s also a mom channel too 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
I have a Dad, but I wasn't taught any of these things.
There’s also a mom channel too 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
I have a Dad, but I wasn't taught any of these things.
My colleague got annoyed my stuff kept going on his desk so he got a fence 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
"...Two words: Demarcation.."
I am orally fixated on your rocks 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
American Hard Candy level:
Godlike.
Heerree's johnny! 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
The Sun still maintains that they're right to stick up for Amber Turd. Typically, like with the Hillsborough tragedy, they've doubled down.
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This is how yesterday's Japan looked like when the super typhoon came 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
...or empty streets by Scandroid
I hope Benji will be a'ight 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Easy.
Gimme a spray bottle, a working tap, and some washing up liquid.
After I'm done, I'll be chillin in the shower.
Some people really have it rough... 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
There's a deadly virus outside, but I want to get my haircut.
Lightsaber sounds 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Damn. Hayden looks older than me in this photo.
A god walking among men 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
This woman is such a Twat.
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Took a long exposure of myself climbing up a 700' sandstone face with LEDs tied to my 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
I'm so glad the sentence ended with "body".
This is how yesterday's Japan looked like when the super typhoon came 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
I hear "nightcall" by Kavinksy in my head now..
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Just Stop lying 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
This is so very true.
Some women say that we're not grown up. Nope, that's not the case. We just know that having fun and enjoying life should never be compromised for what's "grown up".
Like the most 90s girl ever. How has she been this neglected (Michelle Trachtenberg) 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Not if she's being paid.
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Any takers? 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Go and ask your Mother, I'm busy.
Karate chopping the neck also works 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Gunshots - 1000% less bacteria than a Leg Sweep.
You also don't worry so much about bacteria, because you're dead, unless your Mum is a bad shot.
Old times 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
How did CatDog Poop?
Did they take it in turns, or...?
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*confused peta noises intensify* 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 years ago
Why does PETA always humanize animals, as if they actually love by the same cognisance?
This picture isnt creepy, but PETA is..