Sadly, they had a massive increase in subs...

The fourth one was the closest.

- "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW"
- "Well that's you fucked"
- "Don't swallow, it'll burn"
- "Close your eyes, bite down on this and tell me when it hurts"
- "Don't tell my wife, not yet"
- "I did wonder what all the green stuff was..."
- "Fuck me, that's hot!"
- "Hold on, I can't breathe"
- "Isn't your sister supposed to be here by now?"

The fuck happened there??

Steve Buscemi, WIllem Defoe, Antony Davis, Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Kirsten Dunst, Micheal Strahan, Channing Tatum, Charlie Sheen, "Iron" Mike Tyson, Woody Harrelson, Tom Cruise, Dan Heder, and Hillary Duff say Hi.

"I want to piss myself"

No, it actually does suck Imo.
Friends and girlfriends are different, and that's demonstrated by what you're like with both parties.
There are some things you'll never tell your bros, that you'll never tell your girl, because there's some things that women simply won't get their heads around and there's some things you'll never tell your bros because some things you won't want to have jokes made about.
You won't get the same release of endorphins from a hug from your bros that you would with your girl too, and at some point you'll want your bro to let go, but with your girl you can lie there all day and it won't get weird.

Hehe boobs

How transphobic of them...hmmMMMmmmm

He's also buff af

"Bastad"

Oh right, it's fine when Zeus does it, but Lord our One God does it and all of a sudden it's "Wrong" and "Mary was the first to ever say his name during sex"

It's a trick; the vampire would take all your blood for the first month, then let your flat to someone else.

Who?

Let it out here, then.
I've been there a lot, and I'm sure others have too.
The fact that I can say "a lot" also means I loved on and found love again.
There is always hope, even if there is no reconciliation.

I bet the plastic is biodegradable though.

You have the choice of not working there, or keeping the shit job while searching for something better.
In my case though, it was just being in the right place at the right time.

A former friend of mine didn't break his neck, but did tilt too far back and smacked his head on a metal radiator.
Was quite a lot of blood.
It was probably early Karma, because he ended up being part of a crowd that bullied me.

I see the back of a T-800 being dunked in Cola.

"My"

He also hit women, which was strange for a pascifist.

I'm letting Max in the Library.

Twitter: "MYSOGINIST!!!"

The Queen is dead...