Klymaxx

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"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." -Bukowski

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To be fair I am usually rushing in the morning 4 comments
klymaxx · 21 hours ago
That could be very awkward depending on where you missed a spot
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Facebook movements 5 comments
klymaxx · 22 hours ago
Uh, didn't you hear that the ice bucket challenge was really an Illuminati ritual that Facebook tricked thousands of people into doing?....I'm kidding :)
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Gastons secret fetish 25 comments
klymaxx · 22 hours ago
And you delivered in ways I did not expect
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Gastons secret fetish 25 comments
klymaxx · 22 hours ago
Lmao Oh my gosh, this made my morning :^D
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Every mom does it 3 comments
klymaxx · 23 hours ago
Ha, I don't :^D
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Anger 14 comments
klymaxx · 23 hours ago
Y....you put mayo on salad?
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Why tumblr... why infect snapchat? 5 comments
klymaxx · 23 hours ago
This filter made me think of that stereotypical looking, man hating, vegan, PETA, "I support whoever/whatever and you're going to hear about it" type of woman...but a pig
Edit: I just got the title smh Nice one :)
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150 yr old wisteria 5 comments
klymaxx · 23 hours ago
Aw, you're sweet :)
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I'm gonna start using "cutie patootie" as a compliment 12 comments
klymaxx · 23 hours ago
I call my son cutie patootie :)
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Don't stare 1 comments
klymaxx · 23 hours ago
Never had this happen but I'd make goofy faces at them
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A little disturbing 3 comments
klymaxx · 23 hours ago
Dakota Skye I think. But upon closer examination she only looks like her at certain angles
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Wait let me check what's 2+2 is 10 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
My calculator has a history
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Use all your strength 13 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
^ she gets it ;)
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Who's hyped about Humanz? 5 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
@ title: I AM!
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Use all your strength 13 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Duh, nobody O faces like that unless it's in their booty :)
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It's So True 13 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
What?? You should get a second opinion...a more educated opinion
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I should go to Japan 5 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
My husband and I would fit right in
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When the candles are not the right ones 3 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
When my mom turned 50 we didn't have a 5 or 0 so we put 50 candles on her cake. About half were the ones that relight. By the time she blew them all out the cake was covered in wax
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Your room is a reflection of your personality 5 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Maybe its an organized mess
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It's So True 13 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
When I was a kid the eye doc told my mom I had a lazy eye for 2 years before he figured out I was blind in that eye...so much for doctors huh
Which one are you? 10 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Me too :^D Except I have one kid
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Your room is a reflection of your personality 5 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Technically I don't have a room therefore I have no personality :(
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A little disturbing 3 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
She reminds me of some pornstar....some tiny little chick, same kind of scrunched up face
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What's your hooker name? 12 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Anita Dick
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This is why it's my favourite comedy manga 10 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Exactly. The pecs grow and push the breast out making it fuller and giving it better shape.
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