klymaxx


"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." -Bukowski

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cute 10 comments
klymaxx · 10 hours ago
@smitty I wasn't interested in listening to the song until I read your comments...lovely
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Woman 14 comments
klymaxx · 19 hours ago
I don't know about it "literally doing nothing for the girl..." Bjs get me pretty hot and bothered without something between my legs. Of course the extra stimulation is nice but not at all necessary especially if you know how to use your muscles down there. Sex should be mutually pleasurable. A lot of women like giving blowjobs and a lot of men like returning the favor. I don't consider it a "job" It does take some work and it can get tiring but I think it's worth it...making my man happy makes me happy and I know a lot of other women feel the same.
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Groundhog Day 3 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
I said this to a teacher who tried to keep me after class once. She didn't know how to respond and I got detention the next day
This is also a great movie..you have good taste kraken :)
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Teeny tiny texas horned toad! 11 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
You had them in the wild? That's so cool! I had a couple but I bought them
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Teeny tiny texas horned toad! 11 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
That's a link to a bearded dragon forum where someone is asking if the pictured reptile is a bearded dragon and others are saying it's a horned toad...which it is.
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Teeny tiny texas horned toad! 11 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Baby bearded dragons have longer tails and slimmer bodies. The spikes on the crown of their head are slimmer too. They look very similar though
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I laugh and laugh :( 15 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
I think some trolls are funny but it depends on who they're trolling and what they're trolling about
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Yo quiero dos. 2 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Buy her both..the taco will make her thirsty
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Ma man 5 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
My husband does most of the laundry..this is still him though and our kid
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Hair under blacklight 10 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Yes. It's from a giant coloring book my husband bought for me
This should be interesting. 67 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Haha Yeah. My son likes them so we listen to them together. We also jam out to Nsync :/ :)
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That cloudy sign 2 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Lol The dreaded yellow rain
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Brian Wilson sought medical advice on how to quit cocaine. Was not disappointed 6 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
@alekazam Then maybe you could put all your money together and buy bodyguards for all of you or maybe they're the type of addict who will steal your sh*t...or you could just give it to them
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This should be interesting. 67 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
9 females..That's one hell of a good time
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fml 2 12 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Well, she's 85 and extremely Catholic so porn is pretty bad to her. Objectifying women, masturbation and whatnot are no nos
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fml 2 12 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Ok, I showed her part of the song but she covered her eyes the whole time
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fml 2 12 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
She's a total badass! It's "camping". They stay in cabins and sit around doing arts and crafts
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fml 2 12 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
I tried but she didn't care to listen. My grandmother is a stinker haha
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No makeup today... My skin needed a break, but I'm still feeling great =) 30 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
You look amazing! How's your baby? How's parenthood treating you? :^D
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That burn still hurts 3 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
I'm pretty sure those are romper shorts
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This should be interesting. 67 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Yolandi is so f*ing adorable/sexy
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This should be interesting. 67 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Backstreet Boys...oh man, gaaang baaang :D
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Goddammit, everytime 6 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
Brojobs lol I like that. I call 'em Broblows
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I'd make him do the Hankey pankey 16 comments
klymaxx · 1 day ago
I think you mean What would I have him do TO me ;)