Meteorologist knows wassup 6 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
Fu*** Weather
There's a face 9 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
Yes :) I was just editing my comment to say that there are different types of apophenia. Pareidolia is when you see faces
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There's a face 9 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
No, it's the tendency to perceive connections and meaning between unrelated things. Not just faces, but shapes, figures, and patterns as well.
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Meteorologist knows wassup 6 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
I have a dirty weather app that cusses at me and says "nice"when it's 69. Yesterday it was 105, it said "Holy shit it's hot! Don't fucking go outside!" When it's nice out it says "It's a great fucking day" or "shit it's nice out" or "not a single fucking cloud in sight". One day it was pretty windy and it said "go fly a fucking kite" and I couldn't stop laughing
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Another reason to make me a little more sad that I'm single 7 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
Lol I have ssooo many coffee mugs from different diners. You don't even need a purse or pockets, I've walked out sipping my cup of coffee a couple times...as long as you're not the one paying at the register they don't notice lol
So guess who caught the bouquet at a wedding we were invited to 24 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
Sorry, I meant first wedding as a couple. That's cool that you got to go, weddings are a blast!
I got my first henna tattoo at the fair a couple weeks ago :^D
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So guess who caught the bouquet at a wedding we were invited to 24 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
Was it your first wedding? My husband and I went to our first wedding about a year ago, and it was a weird sort of milestone in our marriage haha
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A drink is a drink 36 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
Does it replace the man junk, or does it grow along side them?
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nathan 5 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
Lol I need some deep penetrating.....Bengay
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“The Dad” 5 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
That's awesome :) My husband and I bought a little pool for our son and he actually loves it, and so do we! In the summer we hangout and play in it with him, then when he goes to bed my husband and I chill on the deck in the pool, talk, and watch the stars come out
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How does this even hap- Oh...OH! 4 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
My first thought was Ace Ventura parked that truck
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Its a shame 6 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
One of my history teachers looked like a teacher from porn...unfortunately she didn't wear lingerie, but she did wear tight clothing. She was an ex Cowboys cheerleader and ohmygodd she was f*cking magnificent to look at
So guess who caught the bouquet at a wedding we were invited to 24 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
Holy moly, you two are freaking adorable! This made me smile so BIG :^D lol
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Who rules the world by unknown 4 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
Pizza...the pizza rules the world
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The sign has spoken 4 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
No twat swats either
Shower thoughts 3 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
I think both are good. You can say "sorry, it has boob sweat on it" or you can say " I have some serious humidititties goin' on"
For the record I do not condone handing people things covered in boob sweat
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Bear has a great name 2 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
Oh my gosh! My shepherd does the same thing and I thought she was just weird lol I think it's so adorable
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Can't think of one motive 17 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
I'm not familiar with the bible, that's just what I've read and heard from FEs. I didn't mean all christians are like that, sorry if it seemed that way. I know many sane christians haha I was just trying to answer the quesion of what would be gained by pointing out that a lot of FEs are christain and believe that the governments of the world are using round earth as a way of hiding god
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Can't think of one motive 17 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
From what I've read flat earthers say "they" are lying for money, control, and god. A lot of flat earthers are hardcore christian, and believe that the earth is as it was in the bible. They believe that in 1956 "they" found evidence of god (the firmament) in Antarctica and are trying to hide it. It's like a satanic influence type thing, keeping us from "the light"
Can't think of one motive 17 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
Her name is Kerriliana
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An improvement 11 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
The new one's for marriage, the original is for divorce
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Out you go 2 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
"Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this! Take the seed outside, leave it in the streets! Run over it after the show!" -Mastodon on movie etiquette

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjobAeMBos
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You Look like a monkey 2 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
I'm easily embarrassed and have been known to cry a little when people sing Happy Birthday to me lol
Strong motivations 13 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
Mulan didn't go to war for the dick..she went to war to save her father, getting dick was just a bonus
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Car 8 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
The "Best of Craigslist" section was the only good thing about CL
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