klymaxx


"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." -Bukowski

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How adorable 5 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
"Le mew, Le purr"
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That is one detailed tattoo 1 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
I have that exact same design on a shirt. It's so pretty
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My friend sends me random shit 43.0: "Look what my brother did at the Halloween store" 7 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
The one to the left with its hand up looks like "Oh no I can't look" and the one behind it looks like "heh heh"
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Trick 100 3 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Well, I know what my nightmares will be about tonight...yikes :/
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My friend sends me random shit 43.0: "Look what my brother did at the Halloween store" 7 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Some serious bonin' going on there
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What a dive! 7 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
The way his arm broke it reminds me of Monty Pythons's The Meaning of Life.."I wonder where that fish did go..a fish, a fish, a fishy oohhhh!" His arms get longer and zig zags like this poor guy.
This scene...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBZnfB46es
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Aaaa, mmmm, ... Neverminde 6 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Lmao! Oh man that's unfortunate
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Have you ever stopped and realized 17 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
My lizard (RIP) is responsible for the path my life took. If I hadn't had a lizard that I walked around with I never would have met the guy who introduced me to my husband. He stopped me one day and said "what the hell is that on your shoulder?!" We talked for a couple weeks and one day he said " I want to introduce you to a friend" So thanks Kitty(my lizard) :^D
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My aunt also got this sexy new calendar(the top left one cracks me up) 6 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Lol He's the local bail bonds guy so you'd have to visit my town
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Leviathan leap 2 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
The way the back legs kind of waggle about makes me laugh :)
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Worst time for the screen to freeze 6 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Well it is a dildo mouth gag...not very work appropriate
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My God child was born yesterday and this is what she did when I held her 4 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Oh my god! Adorable!
I have a pic of my son breast feeding and his hand is laying across my chest with his middle finger sticking out.."f*ck off, I'm eating" lol
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My aunt bought a new cat plate 5 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
It does! She set it out last night for my son to eat off. He looked at it a little disgusted then piled his food around the cats butt He said "I don't want my food touching it"
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The eternal struggle. 7 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
"Lets play Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels...or Ouch ouch you're on my hair" -wedding crashers
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This is hilarious 10 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
At least put a potato at the end
Saturn's moon, Titan 5 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Reminds me of those spheres from The Day the Earth Stood Still...the one Klaatu comes out of
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Gotta love mom 1 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
It's true...you cut that top tube open and you have 3 days worth of toothpaste
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I got bored and did this. I have other in stock, should I post them or not? 9 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Looks like Cannibal Corpse art..The Wretched Spawn comes to mind
Mountain Dew pickup line 3 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Lol I have a shirt that says "Mount n Dew me"
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Also Courage, the cowardly dog 7 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
For me as a child: the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz. As an adult: the monsters from The Descent, The Fourth Kind, and failing my kid
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Bad Luck 8 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
A lot of people who study superstitions think it's due to cost like you said
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Bad Luck 8 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
It's an italian superstition. Timebender is right about it being due to cost(or so a lot of people think)
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So... This happened 7 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
I was riding in my father in laws truck one day and I unbuckle and my hair gets wrapped around the seatbelt and goes up into the thing it retracts into. I kind of panic and tug on my hair harder than I meant to and my hair rips out. Kinda looked like this pict. It hurt!
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"What that package do?" 7 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Lol This makes me think of Ron the mailman from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry..."...I make drop offs..and I always deliver...there's no extra postage and it's always first class. I handle with care. I'd be happy to come in through the back door. I'm.used to holding large packages."
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