Bunged would be the past tense of putting it in her butt

It looks like there's a tag sticking out of the dog

That cats mouth looks like an old mans with no teeth

Aw, that's so adorable! Nothing beats making your child happy, especially when they cry their so happy. My son cried when we surprised him with a puppy 2 years ago.
I cried a couple years ago because my brother in law bought me an xmas gift. I always felt like he didn't like me, then one year he bought me a Witching Ball and I made a fool of myself by crying

It comes from commercial fishing boats, cargo ships, and cruise ships

Whenever a girl tells me she's not like other girls a little flag goes up and I think "yes you are. And I didn't think that until you said that" and it's not a bad thing to be like other girls, just the fact that you felt the need to tell me that is kind of...ehhh

Lmao "nut bank" I wish I could use this

@ title...oh yes they did

My husband loves me like this :^D I get texts with pics of other peoples cats and dogs. I've gotten a couple bird pics too

Oh man, this show...this is the second time I've seen Finn end up in Jakes butt

That's rad :) I'd leave the lunch in the fridge and take the lunchbox

Holy moly, that's the cutest f*ing thing I've ever seen

Now I have that awful song stuck in my head. He must love when there's a big gust of wind