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At least they had fun 21 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
So the family's the jerk...one big jerk
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Little judgmental doggo 3 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Lol aw <3
I hear him say "sup girl?" in Snorlock's voice from Adventure Time
At least they had fun 21 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
I wouldn't say he's a jerk, he was following his wifes wants. It doesn't sound like he forced her, but who knows. He may have tried to talk her out of trying for all we know. The maternal instinct and drive to want to have a baby can be very strong, maybe she was demanding it.
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At least they had fun 21 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
At title: Actually, the wife complained to the OB that sex was very painful for her, but she endured because she wanted a child.
That poor couple was terribly undereducated.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6095075/Clueless-couple-struggled-pregnant-told-doctor-having-anal-sex.html
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Fruits and vegetables are good for you 10 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
It's Pineapple Express lol
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Seems like the best choice is having multiple children 15 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
They can also be free depending on your insurance provider, but can cost up to around $950
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Peek-a-boo! 1 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
When your kid tells a joke and you laugh and you have to hear it 568 more times
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Woah!! That is a Weird cat! 8 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Octo-puss
.........wait, omg lol
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Spunk is expensive 4 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
$60? It's more like $125 - $500 for acceptable samples depending on which sperm bank you go to, and you can usually donate up to 3 or 4 times a month...but you have to qualify to donate
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Fun prank 6 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Oh my gosh, I wish I had neighbors (or anyone within viewing distance of my yard) so I could do this...maybe I'll prank my son with this lol
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Don't Do Catnip, Kids 9 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Holy crap! The top cat looks almost identical to my cat lol For a minute "I was like WTF?! I don't remember posting that" I had to really study it to see the minor difference...and I remembered she doesn't like catnip, she likes my husbands stinky shoes.
The cat in the undies cracks me up
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Best bois 3 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Be careful..I read about a lady who sent her dog in to be groomed, and when she got the dog back he was wearing a little bow tie. "How cute!" she thought but upon further inspection she found that the dog had not been groomed at all, maybe brushed, but the bow tie was meant to be a distraction lol
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Appreciate your lovers guys 6 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
My husband told me he and my dad were talking about sex one day, past lovers and the like. My dad told him he was with this lady once and they're doin' it, they switch to doggy and the lady actually turned around and covered her butthole lol
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F**king leg cramps 7 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
That works too, but in the middle of the night(especially when pregnant) the last thing I want to do is stand up lol I'd rather just point my toes
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F**king leg cramps 7 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Aw man, I hate these...I used to get them a lot when I was pregnant. If you point your toes up toward your knee it helps make the pain go away faster
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Adopt cats 5 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
My husband and son think it's the best too :) I can't see anything on that track, same with Moonview Highway...I think it has something to do with being blind in one eye and having shitty depth perception ??
Ripped off 15 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
16 is average, but a lot of them make closer to $35/hr. My husband has worked for road construction, contractors, all that and almost every guy on his teams were making no less than 25....it's a great line of work to be in haha
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Ripped off 15 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Lol I was just reading up on the costs of everything, so thanks for sparing me that.
I just read that the price includes 1 year of upkeep and maintenance from contractors, and those guys can be pretty expensive.
I'm not trying to argue, so please politely correct me if I'm wrong but...$200 for tiles per crosswalk comes to $800, not $200. And they used 6 colors, so if they need 7 gallons of each color for 4 crosswalks that's 168 gallons of paint...at $40-$70 that comes to $6,770-$11,760. So paint and tiles come to around $7,570-$12,560 total(more with the cost of adhesive).....Im freaking awful with math, did I do that right? Lol
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Ripped off 15 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
It's not 1 crosswalk, there's 4 crosswalks. They're supposed to be permanent, expected to last 10 years before repairs are needed. They also had to lay down thermal plastic tiles which probably contributed more to the cost than the paint did. That's still a lot of money to spend on crosswalks, but they're meant to serve as a memorial of the Pulse Nighclub shooting
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Adopt cats 5 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Guinevere and I would get along nicely F*ck Rainbow Road, it's so difficult for me lol
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Trust no one 5 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
It is. She was 20 or 21 when she posted it..she said "learn sarcasm" when people were like "you're 14?!?!?!"
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Right in the feels 32 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
My son and I just watched this yesterday, and we both cried a little. My son is VERY upset about Spiderman
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That's a man 6 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
It's a Mog. Half man, half dog...he's his own best friend
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Oh yeah? Well take that! 6 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Lol Aw, that's cute. My goldfish, Leo, spits sand on my pleco, Donny, if I feed him first or if she's just bored
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Age is just an integer 12 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Wow, I didn't know who most of the celebs my age are lol I knew 4 out of the 48 listed. Taylor Swift was one of them, and that was a little surprising..I thought she was a few years younger than me