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b*tch I'm long gone 11 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 13 hours ago
Unspoken tension
Such a lucky bird 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 13 hours ago
There’s an angry comment chain on the YouTube video about how Albert hatched if Albert wasn’t supposed to be fertilised
Do you look like this? 13 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 day ago
“Pictophile app”
Not today 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 day ago
*snaps neck* watch me
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Invented long ago 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 day ago
Why not just hide the earphone in your cranium and no one will notice
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Actually, I self-identify as A P R I C O T 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 day ago
J o k e
I told you I had the book that had that picture in it 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Next selfie: I told you have that Ị̜͙̯̖͔̰̲̤̠͍̱̻͕̺̔͒̾̽̆̔̈̏ͨͅŇ̜̦̩͈̪͖̟͚̹̻͒͐ͬ̎ͩ͐ͩͨ̃̍ͅE̝̩͖̱̞͖̣͇̜ͬ̎̄̀̍͆ͫ̓̋̿̈́ͬS̗̰̣͚͕͔̬͙͍͍͚̭̳̳̈́̽̇̃̐ͧ̿̅̑ͤͩ̐͗͋C̻͎̰̜͙̩̼̝͍͉̞̫͉̩̣̍͌̈ͨ̊ͫͭ̍́̏̄A͓̪̻̮̯͍̟͔͇̣͉̭͕̖͚̣ͦ̇ͪ̅͊͊͐ͬ̅̎̂̿̄̚ͅP͚͔͈̦̩̜͍̫̝͕͉̼̱̭̗̈̉͗̾ͫͩȂ̫̱̜̜̲̠ͤ̈́̌ͨͬ̇ͦ̔B͓͕̪̺̔ͣ̇̏ͧ̑̽͂̔L̮̜̱͓̻͙͍̔̅̃̑ͬͩ́̑͊ͤͪ͌͂ͯͥ̑̃̅̽E͇͕͕̞̰̟̼͉͓͙̤̜̲͍̘̞̙͋̇̋͒ͤ̄ͨ̍ ̥̜̱̤͙̯̘̖̠̫̣̖̹̦̻̭͇̀̃̇ͦ̈ͫ̽̃̂ͅṾ͈̙̠̙̹̺̯̤͔͎̝͉̲̜͍ͨ̓̓̌ͤ̈́Ọ̘͎͓̞̒ͣ̈́̿̊̈́͐ͫͮͦ̀̃Ȋ͎̦͙̠̞͖̥̣̯͚̞̫͎̭̻̰͖̺̺ͬ̿ͫ͋ͫͦ̂̈́ͧͬͭD̞̦̼̍̒̋̉̏̚ ̰̥̩͓̫͇͈̪̪̻͛̈́ͭͤͬ̆͊̃̏ͬ̍ͦ͆ͬ̎̃̔̈́͒O̰̩̟̩̳̲͈̹̮̟̐ͨ̄̈̈́̓̉͒̃̽̓ͮ͗̾̂̈́ͯ̒̂ͅF̝͚̼ͬͧ̌ͨ̊ͮ̾͋ͯ͐̄͊͒ͨͣ̽̌̐̊ͅ ͎̩͍͈̰̥̭͖͎͚͈͔̼̮͖̩͔͑̌ͥͧ͑ͫͤͯ̓ͮ͒̍͛L̬̩̝̲͓͂͂͑ͩ͑̽̂̄̃ͣ̓͊ͥ̆ͣͭͤI͓̘̭̪̪̱̤̖͖͈̫̾̔ͭͦ͗͌ͩ͊̉̚F͔̰̙͙̘͔̤̦̖̙̬̼̳̗̬̩̙̖̍̓̒̃ͥ̅̈̎̒̏̀͋ͫ́ͥ̏̋̓E̼͚̘̱̗ͫ̎̈́͊̀̀͐͒̌̒ͩ ̞̪̻̙̫̰̳̺̝͊ͧ̅̇ͧ͋̿͆ͣ̍͊ͪ͛̃̐̓̆̔ͨA̞̫̮̬͍̲̼͇̻̬̬ͤ̂̊̐̔͆̒͛ͦ͛ͧ̆̇N̞̭̬̹̜̗̩̙͈̬͇̯̤̱͇̻͎̹̏̋̉̔͗̿́̋͗̅́ͤ̑ͩ͗D̲̗̱̩̮̠̼̙̹̱̱͈̽̿̑̇ͪͯ̄͗̂ͤ̿ͦ̄̇̋̏̓̐ ̫̭̮͔͓͎̦̳͙̗̫̹͎̖̹̞̈́̍̿̃ͩͦͦͫ̓̍̏̎͑ͥ͂͐͐̐D̟̣̪͖̟ͤ̑̋̐̑̈́́̾ͤͮ̇ͅͅE͍͉͍̠̭̙̥͉̮͑̎̄͌ͣA͇͉͓͙̣̰ͦͯ͛ͯ͛ͤͣ̔͑ͩͪͯ̊T͕͙̣̝̭̹̼̯̟̦͒͂̊͗̏ͬ͂̊̂̈́̊̆̓̊̇̌̎ͅH͍̤̯͉͓͇̘̜ͮ̒̌̋̽̉̅̀̓ in my closet.
Actually, I self-identify as A P R I C O T 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
A P R I C O T master race
Who there 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 5 days ago
Hambsome
What a warm welcome to a new neighborhood 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 5 days ago
That’ll make them easier to take down
Psh who needs arms anyway 16 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 days ago
Surgically remove their arms
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Psh who needs arms anyway 16 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 days ago
Rip their arms off duh
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Stupid Ditto 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 days ago
He ain’t wrong
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Never take it to a hotel room 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 days ago
“Starts with a S and ends with an N”
-Gordon Ramsay
A big ass pepe measuring more than 3 meters was caught in paraguay river 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
It looks like a failed suicide
>feelsbadman.jpeg
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Smoke hard 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
TOOT
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Purple or blue hmmmm 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
Brown
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Mark Zukerberg is dying soon 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
he is all of them
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OwO 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
Battle for Hitler’s nice bulge
Have you read it for book club yet?
Cesium reacting with water 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
Cesium is a earth metal (first column of periodic table), it is used before in atomic bomb clocks, and also in drilling fluid.
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No one will know 1 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
what if i only use 461 different muscles? Will police still find?
ó̄h̅̓ͧ͐ͫ̄̓ ͫ̄ͨs̔͝h̶̆͂i͛̈́̂̔̇͜t̆͂ 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
w̼̩̬̮̟̹̦̼̘̯̖̳̹͈͔̟ͤ̾ͤ͛͂i̯͓̘͇̎̂̊̓̃̆̂̅̓̚t̥̥͓̖̼̪͓̤͉̗͓ͧͦ͌ͨ̇ͅh͖͍̤̩͖͖̜̣͌ͤ̒̆̊̿̆ ̤̦͖̹̠̘͇͓̗̎̏̂͛ͮ̆͑̎́͂̾̒ͬ͋ͧ͌͋̀̚ͅͅͅg͈̼̠̯̞̪̱͓̈́͂ͫ͛̅r̬͚̞̫̈́̏ͤ̿̌͒͛ͬ̀̽̃ͫͩ͋͂̚e̙̱͙̞ͨͯ̓̃̒̇͂͂̑̐̆̓͗a̤̝̳̯̝̻̳̺̹͇̘͇̻̮̼͈ͫͣ̎̌̃̒ͯ̏t̮̳̞̟̙̎͒̄̓͂̃̋̆̾ͤ ̱̩̟̘͇̹̥̤̯̘̪̻̖͚͙̰̠̎ͧ̇͛̾̉͋̋ͣ͆́͆͑̌́ͤͅp̝̱̼͓ͬ̋ͧ͋õ̯̠̦͎̳̤̘̭̠̼̗͚͎̅ͭ̌̽͗ͨͪ̎ͅw̦͈̱̩ͭ̈́̎̓ͬͩ̈́́ͮ̒́̌̆ͫ̄̃e̜̤̪̤̘̯̜̯̥͎͍̭̟̠ͦ̌̎̇̂r̺͍̪̱̠̣̺̖͕̜̪̣̄̅͋̽ͅͅ ̲͔̲̥̦͓̠̟̩̱̭̺̳͇͒̽̓̐̒͑ͥͦ̌̑͐̔ͮ̄̉ͤ̚c̫̯̼͈̺̝̫͙͔͉̰̰̩̦̙͔͙̲͑͑ͮͮ̉̾ͯ͛ͨͥͤͯ͊ͦ̚o̲̘̪͕̻͈̮ͥ̿̽ͤ̽͒̈́̏͒ͧ̆̿̏̀̐͛̄̚m̼͕͈̦͕͓̞̼̗̩͚̜̗͙̲̥̥̝ͨͦ͊͋̓ͪ̐̌̊̄̚ͅe̘̳̩̱̻̗̝͓̦͖͙̲͖̰͉̹͈̅ͩ̈̀̉͐͂͂̑ͭ̇ͦ̚s̭̞̝̯̣̗̝̫̣͙͓̣͕͇̟̻͌ͨ̐͗̽͆ͤ̏̽ͤ̇ ̠̳̹̯̻̣̥̰͓͔̩̙̦̄̌̈́̃ͦͣ͋̇̌ͭ͂͑ͮͥ̈́g̣̖̲̬̠̜͔̼̣͍͙̐ͨ͂͗̃r̟̻̝͉̮͖̫̣ͩ̈̈̊̆̅͗ͧe͎̹̣̹̙͖̒ͣ̄ͪ̎͂͐ͬ̿̾̆̾̒̚ͅa̭̝̙̰ͥͨ͒̇ͯ̐́̐ͭͦṭ̼̤̜̰̼̩̐͐͊͒͊̊̒̒͒ͭ̄ͬ̒̈ ͉̯̜̻͍̺̞͇̺̯͉ͫ̒̑̓͑̎ͭ̓ͫͪ̑̂ͬ̂̊r̞͇̪̖͔̥̭̻̺̈̉͊̊̉ͬ͒͋̽̊̽̓̐̚e͈̖̩͇̹̹̭͇̱̤̱͖̗͇̬̭͓̔ͦ͐͒̎̒ͭ͂͆̌͂͆̓ͭͤ̐̋̉s̜̼̺̝͕̟͎̝̠̫͎̻̻̜̦͖̬͊͊̿̄̒̋̊ͫ̽ͅp̜͇̜̞̻͙̭͙̹̲̳͓̹͖͔̣̿ͬ̅̏ͧ̿̋̿ͥ̉ͣͯ͛ͦͥͤ̋ͯͅͅo̱͍̲̖̥̣ͬ̊̅ͯn̖̺̫̦͔̜̟̜ͯ̅͗ͥ̓ͪ̋͌̓̍̉̎s͍̫̟̩̰͔̲̦̟̥̘̪͇͇̭̬͚̼͌̇͆ͣ̓̽i̼̮͓͇̬̦͍ͩ̓̾ͥͣ͊͋͛̀b͖̭͙͉͉̀̔͒ͥͭͥ͊͐̚i͈̥̗̹͇̬̹̼̙̯̤̾̉̄͊̂ͅl̺̹̙͔͎͉̦̩̲̱̙̤̼̯̺̉ͬ̆ͮͤ͗̽̐̍ï̟͇̣̘͎̼̲̬̺̣̲̳̭̠͖̺͎̥̱̅̆̈́ͦ͊̍t͕͔̟̩̐́̅ͪ̓ͮ̊̚ȳ̝̟̩̜̫̓͆̊͒̓͋͛̓͒̓ͬ̒̈ͯ͛̒̋̊ͅ
FBI is Facebook and Illuminati 1 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
run already
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Humans are 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 week ago
-cooking cup brownies in a bowl
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