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kouyaaotsuki


“Yeah, but do you see the shit you post? And the shit you talk about. And your profile? And you?”
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God forgives us 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 14 hours ago
Gordon Ramsay called it a disgrace to Asian and Italian cuisine when he tried one. Then again he’s not well known for being kind
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Everyone can relate to how Yuno feels 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 14 hours ago
The anime that has been turned into memes so many times
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Proper bathroom etiquette 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 14 hours ago
I used to be scared at flushing or even going to the toilet in the middle of the night for the same reason
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She's preparing a sex change 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 14 hours ago
Tbh that was my thought as well
Yup 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 15 hours ago
Yup 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 15 hours ago
Damn you need that much accounts? At least make them different
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Anon regrets music school 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 21 hours ago
Chinese schools do melodica and harmonica
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Oh God nooo... 24 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 day ago
I genuinely thought after reading the first two paragraphs that this is gonna be a 8-ball guide and i was about to scroll past this monstrosity until I noticed the comments. Thanks a lot for giving me a new fear of coconuts and maggots
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Anon regrets music school 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 day ago
And that one kid who keeps mixing up the buckets
I am pure 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 1 day ago
Replace female pom poms with male moobs!
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Nice try firefox 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Firefox is my new side chick
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All the good bois 21 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
@vitanova
@fell_equinox
Do something
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This is for you 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Aww thank
What are you? 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Yandere and Kuudere mix. Once I start to like you, you better not leave me.
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What are you? 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Everyone says they want a yandere girlfriend, but then when they do get one they go “hurr durrr, don’t kill me”
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*weird noises* 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Vagina vore?
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Explaining the creepy message from Indian guys. 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Mm yes good bob, send moar
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Omg yes O///O 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
Ow0 what is this? A wire?!1?
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UNORDINARY is a wild ride 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 2 days ago
They update every Thursdays
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Such a simple solution 64 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 3 days ago
Honestly, an gun user is an way bigger target for assailants. Assailants target those which can defend themselves first, before aiming for those who look like they cannot.
Tasers are badass yo
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Such a simple solution 64 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 3 days ago
No, because they are lock knifes and not considered foldable
Such a simple solution 64 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 3 days ago
@peachypersimmon you would be arrested for that because fruit knifes are not foldable. For some reason the three inch knife also has to able to fold and unfold
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I told you I have that book. 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 3 days ago
Educate me
Such a simple solution 64 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 3 days ago
You are allowed to carry knives in UK, as long as it’s under 3 inches
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