Kouya

kouyaaotsuki


“Yeah, but do you see the shit you post? And the shit you talk about. And your profile? And you?”
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Flirting lessons 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
But you need someone’s phone number to text them in the first place
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Never seen a knife so sharp 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Such thinness too, you could see the reflection of the knife under that slice
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Then there’s Greed helping him with his anorexia 18 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
It will be easier to portray characters when it’s cartoon
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Then there’s Greed helping him with his anorexia 18 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
It could be like spirited away
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Art thou rekker in Heaven 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Shots fired
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Don't you want some robot t*tties 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
But robots don’t grow and are immortal, unless broken or malfunctions. So they don’t age and age doesn’t exist in the world of robots
Man man 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Don’t let feminists see
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What a beautiful way to say things 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Then there’s my friend that sent everyone a snapchat of him with the words “I am your dad” in chinese.
It's a revolutionary breakthrough 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Imagine you press it and everyone’s games just stops.
It could go on for like, 30 minutes before the guy returns.
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Then there’s Greed helping him with his anorexia 18 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Anime to the max
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American problems 13 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
That’s what she said
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Tiny baby goats in sweaters 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Just as goat fur, aka wool, is a hair that surrounds the goat’s body, so does public hair surround an human’s body
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Tiny baby goats in sweaters 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
This is like giving a human a coat made out of public hair.
But cool
You're welcome 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
“When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge”
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Artist 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Did you just assume its S U P E R I O R_F O R M
· Edited 6 years ago
Technology could save your life 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Watermark, my darling, it’s all about the watermarks!
Thoughts? 39 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Jeez calm down mate. Everyone has one fo those days where you are trying to study and a child rampages in like a wrecking ball.
Thoughts? 39 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I sometimes feel like doing that when kids are too loud around me
Not so smart 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Except YOURE WELCOME
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What a hard working person 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
She was that lady in your math’s textbooks
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Papa spoke the truth 30 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
NANI?!?
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barC roF emiT 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Is that a cropped watermark I see?
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Adopted woodpecker babies 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
“They prefer to descend upon Anon’s cranium and excrete waste products”
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Which pokemon is the tastiest? The internet will give you the answer 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
On the anime people did used to eat far-fetched before it became a rare delicacy for only the elites
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Trying to eat mozzarella sticks, it's not for everyone 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I remember they added a lot of buttter as well