Kurama_Otsutsuki

kurama_otsutsuki


Someone who hates humans, however, still unwillingly craves their attention

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I like this AU. Give me more. 20 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
I never knew I wanted a fanfiction like this until now.
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Maybe later, Darling. 59 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Wasn't Lady dating someone else a few months ago?
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Why are bras measured in cups? 12 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
bruhreaper
Well then 8 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Smooth asf
Friendly psa 3 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Harry PC and the Space Inside the Cabinet
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Wanted in Reno! 3 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
eh?
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And he waved on the way out 5 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Professor Man knows what he's talking about.
Mind blown 17 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
I've never seen someone breastfeeding and thought "How disgraceful"

Bitch you know you were out suckin' yo momma's titty in the middle of Walmart too.
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Doggy day at work after the floors were waxed 4 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
It's a great thing too!
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Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia 9 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Wtf, What the hell is happening is Saudi?
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Why are bras measured in cups? 12 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
bruh
Exterminate the squirrel 16 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
I know it takes quite a bit of time, but the point is that it will reform over time. My point is that it was a natural occurrence - not necessarily a good one.
Exterminate the squirrel 16 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Yet this ice flow is somewhat natural - the amount that flows into the ocean will be replaced by rainfall at somewhat of the same rate. The ice that flows into the ocean may also begin to freeze causing it to harden, upon which more ice will flow/precipitate onto it until a new shelf is built - albeit a weaker one.
Such a good doggo 9 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
I'm so glad we made dogs.
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Exterminate the squirrel 16 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
The land flowing into the ocean is the result of tectonic shifting which means just just about as much land is retreating out of the ocean.
Kicking breast cancer's ass 14 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kicking breast cancer's ass 14 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago · Edited 6 years ago
Hot 13 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
You could join us if you want. I'll be thinking of two of him though.
Exterminate the squirrel 16 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Not all of ice is submerged either but the water level still doesn't change.
WLTH 174: because assault is so goddamn empowering 46 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
It wasn't exactly a campaign but kinda. Japan kinda was getting heat from the rest of the world for allowing child all-but-porn stars that were sold like candy at convenience stores. Eventually, it became illegal and hentai/anime was the next target. It was deemed that loli hentai is free speech(writing?) and as long as it stays fiction then it's alright.

Of course this is a bit of a skim over of the story but it tells it pretty well.
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Kicking breast cancer's ass 14 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Hi, senpai! Fancy seeing you here at the random area?
Exterminate the squirrel 16 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Actually as the ice was already floating in the ocean and not on the shelf, the sea levels didn't rise at all. Similar to how if you have ice in a cup, when the ice melts the water level is the same. Ice floating in water displaces as much as it contains.
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Same goes for unshaven coochies 15 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
Just imagine Steve Irwin commentating on it.
"Crikey, see here is a rare one! Legends say that over 20 men have gotten lost in it's depths! What's this? A challenger is approaching the cave! Let's see how this ends!"
*Giant yell followed by a vacuum cleaner-like noise*
"Ah, well perhaps the next one, then."
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Same goes for unshaven coochies 15 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
There's a bit of a difference. Hiding what you look like and altering what you look like are completely different things.
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Exterminate the squirrel 16 comments
kurama_otsutsuki · 6 years ago
I feel like I should point out that this wasn't caused by climate change. It was a natural occurrence that happens every so often. Climate change is a serious problem but it didn't cause this one.
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