Basically you're saying men and women should be treated the same unless it comes to careers. There's a lot of logical inconsistency here.

For all you know, I could have a huge bottle of maple syrup in my fridge.

Biologically speaking, men and women are quite different. Men usually have less body fat and have enough testosterone to get really bulky and muscular whereas women's bodies are geared towards taking care of the womb and giving birth (wider hips, fat going to the stomach, etc.). This does not mean that one has less value than the other. Women deserve every right that men have and vice versa.

(I'm actually American--I just really like hockey)

Why do you say that they are "not really equal"?

Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.

I'm guessing he was talking to other students and the teacher heard because said student was boasting loudly.

H? Please elaborate.

That's not even tight!

Yeah, he could have easily misread the number when he matched with her. She was just being rude.

It's a hamster eating a clam.

Turns out it can be both, but the use of aesthetic in the sentence is odd.

Maybe it's mid-animation (you know how the kid goes right to left and the opponent goes left to right).