Late_commenter

late_commenter


See my username? That should probably tell plenty about my personality on this website.
Alt. account: Golden_Pig

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First Post! 178 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
I feel stronger now that I've commented on the first post ever... My power has increased tenfold!!!
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Brace Yourselves! Xenophobic Post Is Comming! 30 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Thanks, I get that a lot.
Bloody mary 15 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
...did... you just... insult yourself...?
*repeatedly jabs at someone with a broken bendy straw* 255 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Yes, YES! Provide the link, and my power will grow tenfold!! You will be rewarded handsomely if you comply...
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Bloody mary 15 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago · Edited 1 day ago
Brace Yourselves! Xenophobic Post Is Comming! 30 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
You're right. Americans weren't the first. Neither were Russians, or Japanese, Germans, Italians, etc. The first one in space was a damn dog.
*repeatedly jabs at someone with a broken bendy straw* 255 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
I tried googling the first post on FunSubstance, but nothing came up. It continues to evade me...
Uh too hot? 9 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Bubble in a spider's web 10 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Cobwebs are pretty invisible sometimes :/
*repeatedly jabs at someone with a broken bendy straw* 255 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
No post is safe from my comments clutches!
A stingray migration really is something else 15 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
They would likely swim away from where the splash occurred, so you wouldn't even touch one.
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That or you'll die a very Steve Irwin-y death.
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*repeatedly jabs at someone with a broken bendy straw* 255 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
'*stabs someone with straw*'
*243 MORE REPLIES HIDDEN*
*click*
'No, we're going in my favorite ship'
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There's Dessert In The Fridge, Dear 6 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
*shoots at natethegreat for shooting the funsubstance doctor*
Wow. I'm guessing child psychologist make a mint there 11 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
I'll do the Florida branch, and will also take other suggestions (for extra payment) because Florida.
Decaying fruits 10 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Mr. Pen I don't feel so good...
Relatable 29 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Is this the Sims?
How are you going to do it 12 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
I forgot, was that the one with the game-crashing chat messages, the immediate something between 8-20-gigabyte ''''update'''', or the one that was buggy, but playable?
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The walking chair 9 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Imagine this thing crawling on your back in the middle of the night.
Floating market 4 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
MY CABBAG- *glub glub glub*
IKEART 14 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
'You don't buy this in a cheap store.'
HMM.
How are you going to do it 12 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Sidequest complete!
'Vehicular Manslaughter'
Reward: Turkey Sandwich
New map! Courtroom!
New map! Prison!
How are you going to do it 12 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
Sidequest get!
'Vehicular Manslaughter'
How are you going to do it 12 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
'Hello. I would like you to murder 20 people on this train and collect their books as proof. In return, I'll give you an old turkey sandwich I found in my back pocket.'
>Accept
Refuse
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Or what about "I'm an angel with a shotgun..." 5 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
@title
fighting 'till the war's won,
Spongebob shadow 4 comments
late_commenter · 1 day ago
it's the thrill of one more kill...
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