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Fair point 3 comments
laughingbeth · 3 hours ago
Buy food.
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What's the first thing you would do? 8 comments
laughingbeth · 12 hours ago
Have a potluck and invite everyone.
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With messy hair? 6 comments
laughingbeth · 12 hours ago
I wake up with coffee.
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Baby Boomer dirty talk 5 comments
laughingbeth · 15 hours ago
"I just got a colonoscopy."
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Kids learn by example, not lectures 4 comments
laughingbeth · 15 hours ago
But I want to keep driving!
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Your fear is real 9 comments
laughingbeth · 15 hours ago
It's ok. He just wants to meet the famous trouser snake.
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Spacebar 13 comments
laughingbeth · 18 hours ago
Yes! They're the best to satisfy a pizza craving when I have no pizza.
Mo'ai and Orion 5 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Dammit I was expecting an onion to be there.
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Spacebar 13 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Sometimes I use tortillas with a bit of tomato paste for little easy pizzas.
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True bread 1 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Some have to endure the slicing of adversity to truly shine, while others are buttered with praise from the start. But the best of these use their whole grain to spread pb, love, and jam.
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OMG so savage 20 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
My husband does. SMH.
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Every Damn Time 1 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Carefully
Didn't I watch this same pizza oven here 10 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Usually a specially built pizza oven can get to higher temperatures than a house oven.
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These puns are un bee-leiveable 11 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
We're so much on the same page it's like we have a hive mind!
These puns are un bee-leiveable 11 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
STOP! IN THE NAME OF PUNS!
Beefore you break my hive.
These puns are un bee-leiveable 11 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Obeeously not since you're still punning.
These puns are un bee-leiveable 11 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
You need to Bee done and buzz off. ;)
Universe is fake 12 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Benadryl Coughandsnot?
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Pop trunk, I'm coming with. 3 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
They're pulling an elaborate hoax on their insurance company. The plan is to piss you off enough that you throw your drink on their windshield causing them to crash in just such a way that they are all uninjured but their crappy car is totaled and they get money for a new car.
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Generation gap 9 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Plot twist: kid is playing the Lego driving game.
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Working pockets 23 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
If we just went back to using fanny packs, this wouldn't be a problem. And think of how cool we all would look!
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Quite possibly the coolest bathtub for two 7 comments
laughingbeth · 1 day ago
Whoo I'm a little faint imagining what the water bill would be.
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