In Oregon, it's legal for them to have sex with customers as long as they're on stage.

I'm really liking this show.

Why has no one said Bippity Boppity BOOM!

He has some awesome cookbooks out.

I just grabbed the closest magazine since my books are in another room.
"With my asthma symptoms, I never pictured myself here." I guess I can tell my husband he takes my breath away.

I wonder what the difference in pay is between public and private schools.

No no no. This is the best thing I've seen today!

6/7 not bad.

Got to replenish what's going out.

Needs heart emojis.

It's his evil twin.

We found a cure.

We saved the world.

Get this and the cat pancake thing and you'll never need another human again.

It needs some googly eyes.

I just don't want to be saddled with the responsibility.

Gollum or a Hobbit.

"mermaid"

And here I am wondering if you could crawl through it like a theme park thing.

Do you need food or any help with anything?

Because it's a reflection and reflections don't work on vampires.

I find it uncomfortable when people ask if we're trying out going to try again, etc.