lauraell87
Cosmetologist. Singer. I have a cat named Taco.
Engaged to an awesome tatted up, bearded man.
That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
This just reminds me of Spring Breakers. "Look at all my shit. I've got shorts, in every color"
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Squeezable bacon 18 comments
The intruder 52 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
What the actual....
my fiancé told me I talk in my sleep. Which I already knew. But I apparently speak very fast in a quiet voice, with my eyes open. To me, that is just as terrifying. I feel terrible for him.
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my fiancé told me I talk in my sleep. Which I already knew. But I apparently speak very fast in a quiet voice, with my eyes open. To me, that is just as terrifying. I feel terrible for him.
Swimsuits by year 18 comments
Living tomato ripeness chart 3 comments
If only 39 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/260962/the-fun-things-people-have-fallen-on/?last_comment=1498823
I have a feeling that this is the same girl.
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I have a feeling that this is the same girl.
Sleeping walrus on a Russian submarine 21 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
It's a fucked up Kevin smith movie about an old guy who transforms a man into a walrus.
tldr; cats are jerks 7 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
My cat eats all the time. He's such a fatty. And when there's only a few pieces left in his bowl he pops open the lid to the bin but won't eat out of it. And of course that baffles my fiancé...the fact that he goes to the trouble of opening it but won't stick his head in to eat.
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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
Sleeping walrus on a Russian submarine 21 comments
I have nothing to worrie about 70 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
Who put this story board together? No one wants to see this. Us girls don't want to see this on a monthly basis.
Did they make one of a guy throwing away a cum covered tissue. Or waking up all sticky and wet from one of those dreams?
How about skid marks on underwear and a clogged toilet from last nights chipotle dinner?
Some things don't need to be visually shared. We know it happens. We know what it looks like. There's no need to over share like this.
No offense to the poster. Only to the original creator of this.
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Did they make one of a guy throwing away a cum covered tissue. Or waking up all sticky and wet from one of those dreams?
How about skid marks on underwear and a clogged toilet from last nights chipotle dinner?
Some things don't need to be visually shared. We know it happens. We know what it looks like. There's no need to over share like this.
No offense to the poster. Only to the original creator of this.
Guilty! 21 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
This just reminds me of all the cords I've had to replace because of Taco. It's a good thing I love that evil cat.
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A true dog hero deployed to Afghanistan for 21 years 8 comments
lauraell87
· 10 years ago
If you're born in the year 2000 and its 2015, that would make you 15 years old. Because 2000 - 2001 makes one year. You don't count the year it started. So 2011 - 2014 would be 3 years.
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Motto to live by 4 comments

