I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say barista.

"If I sit like this then I get next."

all nursery rhymes are about loss. This one is clearly about frostbite and losing one's toes.

I looked up and asked Elon to save us.
He looked down and whispered, "No."

You can run but you can't hide.

And that's why I burned my house down.

Because she's a keeper. That's why.

Hopefully those guys are wearing enough ppe to protect them from lead.

"Oh that pic is from a few years ago"

Wet on wet

Save the world Billy Zane

Aww toothless!

According to the red hot chili peppers "once you know all you can never go back"

Silence.

Hopes and dreams not included

"Uncle"

Chappelle said it best...
"... I'm broke!"

*blinks*
*blinks*
What the fuc-

I can't believe that we just let Detroit and Oakland get that bad

What a shoot indeed.

Dear god, please don't let me see stuff like ever again.

Out of the way pleb!