Isn't the foreman's name John?

We see what we want to see.

Nah...the queen laid that bomb

Batman is trying to convince Doc to let him save his parents.

My gf said his hands were almost as fast as mine.

Blake Griffin is gone?!

I don't like watching movies of people going on vacation. Their lives are already better than mine I don't need them to flaunt it.

There's a peephole made just for him

I feel like if I eat that I'll be able to throw fire from my hands

Dogs are great but boobs are better

Sounds great

"Did you finish your motherfucking homework?!"

Shocking

Forgiven

"JFC, this man is clearly insane."

I do. My aunt taught me that I was expendable when I was a kid.

I read that in Cave Johnson's voice

Hormones...

Give me my favorite book and food

No gloves either

Billy Joel..they did start the fire

Sploosh