LemmingOverlord

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git em 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
They were never in the Middle East. Afghanistan is in Central Asia. Wrap your heads around the fact that not every Muslim country is "Middle East" and that it's 3000 km from Kirkuk to Kabul.
And if you mean "Russia fighting muslim insurgents", well, let's not forget the lengths they went to, to crush the Chechen rebels.
Swim across the ocean for him 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
that must be a new recruit, and I'd consider that to be a proper initiation
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a horse 13 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Centaurofilia
Silly orange juice 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
on the nose.... we just don't use "pulp" to describe juicy bits. oeerrrrrr
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The brilliant minimum wage machine 30 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Minimum wage in my country is 530€ per month (on a 40-hour week basis), and about 20% of the employed population makes minimum wage.
Average rent for a 1-bedroom apartment outside the capital is about 300€. Inside the capital it's twice that.
There is a (rather) strong belief among politicians and businessmen that minimum wage should be abolished because "it encourages people not to work harder because they already make enough money to live on". lol. of course, those who say it do not live on 530€/month...
Consider yourself lucky 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
think about it... he's been trying to get that nut for 15 years.
This would be so handy 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
In most American states that would mess up with the "liquor license" status quo. Also, drinking from an open container on the street is illegal. If you want to drink indoors, just order in.... :)
Bugs become art 1 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
flying tapeworms, my new nightmare
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Speed difference 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Of course, if you were riding around at 36K mph inside our atmosphere you'd just burn up due to friction.
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Not all heroes wear capes 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
I'm so fucking OCD about this. This guy/gal is my hero.
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Rip paul walker 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
this is the kind of shit I would enjoy doing anonymously if I were filthy fucking rich.
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Fair enough 14 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Actually I've never heard of anyone advocate Sharia Law in countries other than predominantly Muslim ones (except one crackpot Imam in London, but no-one took him seriously).
Many Muslims (outside ISIS) are resentful of foreign interference in their countries, so it's easy to capitalize on that.
"Sharia Law in the USA" is a pretty good punk song by The Kominas, tho'. I highly recommend this band, they are funny af at self-criticism and their religion, but still manage to rub salt in the "western" wound.
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You wot mate?  12 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
While I don't consider myself to be any where aligned with the views of that man on the bus, I'm calling bullshit on this one.
I'd pay a ticket to watch, I'd do backflips and clap (at the same time) to see this happen IRL, but I'm calling bullshit for now.
When your crush suddenly kisses you 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
my thought exactly... he's like "oohhhh, shhitttt, now I'm gonna get it!"
PFC. Dhan Ryan Bayot, cornered by ISIS terrorists, realized that death is inevitable 10 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Plenty of sites (https://goo.gl/yFWxWe) with this soldier's name describing his heroism, although, as you'd expect, they are mostly Filipino sites, as he was Filipino. And he wasn't fighting ISIS, per se, but a terror group in the Philippines with connections to ISIS.
This will have given his life meaning. Respect.
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ME AF THO even when I just graduated 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
my mum used to say "Not while I'm the bread earner in this house"...
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Macklemore 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
living the thrift store
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Tip him your numbers 33 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
she's right. she's fucking annoying.
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Proud moment for this father 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Dad's prolly SWAT
Cause of traffic 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
damn furries
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Meanwhile in the Swiss special forces 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
It's a trust exercise
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Where u r sending ur mail? 8 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
'Murica
Prank sinatra 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
let's hope this twat doesn't work at a cryogenic egg bank
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