LemmingOverlord

lemmingoverlord


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Sweet, sweet irony 8 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
smoked sausage
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Productive worker 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
not just that, it proves you weren't even making an effort
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Bunny bunt 8 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Usagi Yojimbo, the early days...
Olympic Rower's Hands After 1,000km Row 11 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
That, or he's been holding on to My Precious for a while
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Cures everything 16 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
vah-poor-ew
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Practicing high-fives with the mirror 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
true, they even got matching wedding rings.
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Hey, dance with me 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
"wtf?! get away from me, bruh"
The more you know 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Concordes had a "New Year's Special". For a ridiculous amount of money, you'd get to celebrate New Year's every time it switched timezone, for the duration of the flight.
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What it means to hold your horses 5 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Who da fuq is making this shit up? "Hold your horses" has nothing to do with "stables". It's literally "don't act impulsively", because a nervous horse would bolt and run away (and cause grievous damage, for which the owner would be held accountable), so their owners would have to hold them by the reins.
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I never knew this 19 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Turkey and Greece have been history-long enemies. However, every time a quake hits Turkey, you can be sure the first boots + paws on the ground are those of Greek first responders. And when Greece gets hit first, it's vice-versa.
Only in America would one presume to think that disaster relief comes in the form of "true-blooded Americans".
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Lord of the Rings 2017 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
*shares for more likes*
Probably a massager 10 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
oh memory foam, you snitch, you...
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The chemicals are turning kid gay 9 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
I guess she was latina and was testing his commitment to the cause.
I've lived my entire life without head 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
i think that was the point...
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I want Dr. Hannah in my corner 6 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
i think that's the point. symptoms begin being felt at the most distant extremities.
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Champion of the Queen of England 19 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
He'll bankrupt the fuck outta you, so you won't be able to pay your army and they all desert.
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Rio Olympics were only a year ago, but the venues look like they've been deserted for ages 7 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
No. It just takes something that's already there, and pushes it to an extreme (in this case, corruption and greed). The Olympic Committee already requires that the buildings be reused after the Olympics (it's in their specifications), but there is no way to enforce this.
I live in a country that hosted a European football championship quite a few years ago. All the stadiums that were built from the ground up are still in active public use to this day.
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Cat's trying to find a spot 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
"Cats"
So that's why 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
stiff wiener pointing down?
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Beautiful kitty 2 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
and that, ma'am is his highness' exact name.
Serious inquires only 12 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
the only cat that's a good boy
Just a tip 61 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Police being oppressed.
World map 4 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
Africa is rekt, tho'
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Scam 3 comments
lemmingoverlord · 6 years ago
new zealand, tho'
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