Two heartbreaks

I think that episode was worse than the sore thumb one

I do a big sad every once in a while

Super hot coffee
It's too hot and my mouth is never ready for it

He probably did that to embarrass his kids

Why though?
You don't do this stuff "for the meme"

The most "put-together" people are usually the most stessed

Here lies lentil. He was a little too late now

Looks delicious

Well, I guess

Happens to me all the time
As long as their having a good time, I am too

This reminds me of the wifi
And his daily dose

*insert that alert noise here*

But hey...
The dog was ok

I used to think you said "colonial" like you would "colonel"
I just never figured out why no one new what a kerlernial person was

Hope so

Because that dog IS a hungover chic in search of brunch and mimosas

Jokes on you
My name is John

Winona Rider is a time traveler
She's stayed young forever

But it's got a cute smile

That's so extra
I love it