You doin alright, New Mexico?

I was trying to high five you but you turned it into a hug that I wasn't into: an everyday encounter

That's dedication

I want to put flowers on him
He needs some flowers

Yum

Avengers 4

As long as he said "no homo" it's fine

Took me a while

Isn't that the thing from the lorax

Seems like a story one of those eBay people would write

Capybara for president

Roses are red
Violators get killed

Two heartbreaks

I think that episode was worse than the sore thumb one

I do a big sad every once in a while

Super hot coffee
It's too hot and my mouth is never ready for it

He probably did that to embarrass his kids

Why though?
You don't do this stuff "for the meme"