Grapes

Imagine that kinetic strike
Edit: also wouldn’t it still be travelling at the same speed, making it the fastest ‘non-self repelled’ (or whatever) space craft in human history?

I am James, God of sandwich

Who?

Some of these people are idiots, you guys didn’t mention the fires until months after they were over. The bloody fires ended in January/February mate

Dogs tapping as they run towards you from a different room

It’s just Emma Watson carrying a mobile distillery and sandwich press in a bacon dress

What about the Roman citizens, who had to have come from Rome or a colonia

Should the world just take away America’s weapons and then just leave them all to fumble around in global isolation as Canada and Mexico both collectively blockade the USA borders

Fun fact Mount Rushmore is unfinished

Maybe not a war profiteer, how about a pandemic profiteer. Cause I mean there isn’t a war unless war profiteering is just taking advantage of a crisis or something idk

Consider that maybe children don’t have to trick or treat, that maybe if they’re having fun it doesn’t matter

*pinches brow in Medicare*
(Medicare is the the Australian version of government healthcare)

He beat everyone to death in that tank with his groceries

Death fears no man, but Betty White is no man

adyo

God was screwing with you

No one ever got close enough alive to check

Looks straight out of a top gear road trip

I did the acid thing but made it say “pecan pie” for no and yes

More like a torture/reeducation camp for the Uyghur population in Xinjiang

Better still, don’t say anything to anyone that Bob Ross wouldn’t say

What the hell is coming out the first woman’s back