Don’t you love American healthcare?

Here’s the real question, who’s liver works harder?:
• Rick Sanchez
• BoJack Horseman
• Sterling Archer
• Malory Archer

Didn’t you have buckets?

We have plain clothes coppers in Australia too, but they definitely don’t have that bullshit barely visible thing, just a sticker on the bottom of their front doors

When millennials replace the boomers

Me: *whispering* tu parles français
Shop owner: you have lost hand privileges

For anyone who didn’t know (I didn’t either so thanks google) N.P.A stands for the New Peoples Army and are the military wing of the Philippine Communist Party, they are also known as the B.H.B (idk what that stands for) and have been known for their brutality

Wait... which is which

Why do I smell toast

Why not

Huh?

Please show me your email

Legend has it that there was only ever one in existence

Much thank pupper

Futurama has one of the most educated group of writers, with like 11 masters degrees or something collectively. Also the equation used in the mind-swap episode was an actual, accurate equation made by the shows writers for it.

I’m glad to know the crackling doesn’t happen to just me

Green... I’m Australian, English is my only language for now

How are you 30 year olds feeling now?

Pirate McPirate face

My bathroom has 692 tiles

I wanna see duckberg fight gimp

Imma need more than a few

Were not happy til you’re not happy

This type of design also stops anyone from resting or sleeping on the seats, ie; homeless people

Rule number two: never set it to the year between 2015 and 2017