He means she's ugly. a face for radio

He gave you a Taco... Now you give him yours.

Are you sure you're not dead and just don't know it yet?

I'd have gotten divorced beforehand

What a weird way to take a dump

Someone in a movie studio somewhere is looking at this cat saying....... SEE IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT.

Lee Majors

NINE NINE

I thought Twitter sold all his stuff. Like the company had owned the property and he was overdue and they repo his things and sold it to clear his debt.

not if he wrote cheque.

Where's John Wick when you need him?

Better than a bottle of disinfectant

Trump done it first

The child who knew her was left Home Alone on a number of occasions and hunted by a pair of criminals..... not a very awesome childhood.

Only one aged well..... or only one has a good surgeon..... look at it however you will

But there would be no change...... "keep the fucking" you now owe 20bucks..... so no change to keep.

Cancer only goes into remission.... I know so many people who think they are cured only to be destroyed a few years later when the cancer is back

I bet your boss will look at it and say, just like everything else you've done here, that's lazy and insufficient.

Didn't there used to be an extra panel that says.... Malaysian airlines

They Tuk Ourrr Jibbs

She's still pretty intelligent in sex education

Waterford whispers is a very funny Mock News site...... See this gem Regarding Brexit.........WAKING up on this, the first morning of a liberate Britain, free from the shackle of oppressive EU bendy bananas, one local Brexiter has confessed to feeling a little deflated to learn that no foreigners have been rounded up and placed on trains out of the UK

Be a bus driver......you get to travel and meet new people.

Did your father propose to you ?