excuse me but how does a gun and being naked go together logically? wouldn't you want to hypothetically have at least some pants on so in case you have to shoot someone in the middle of the night, at least your balls won't accidentally get in the way?

it's not. days don't have 40 hours on average.

i've been told the fear of a reccurence is even worse. you may beat cancer but you continue fearing it might return for the rest of your life. apparently the regular check-ups are literal hell.

Daisy is a very pretty dog!

i once made the mistake of ordering an irish coffe at the coffee&refreshemnts shop at uni. the dude behind ht ecounter went 'WHAT? WITH WHISKEY??' and lots of people stared and i just mumbled 'nononothat's fine give me a regular one'. i honestly thought if there's an instant coffee mix flavoured like spicy cupcakes there would be one smelling like irish cream. i was wrong.

didn't jim carrey make an excellent gay movie about this stuff? :P

as a person 5 years into uni... my advice is to cling to highschool as hard as you can bc it will be over too soon and what you thought was literal hell, well, you'll see how highschool is in fact room temperature hell compared to uni which is a fullblown hell, your ass is on fire 24/7 and all the fire extinguishers contain gasoline.

this is splendid !! :D

i'm not sure it's very healthy to allow someone to wake you up every night at 4am because they had nightmares or whatever. being there for your friends is good and admirable but ruining your own health for the sake of someone else's, well...

this is the sort of thing i will forever find perplexing i mean why waste time and money on something stupid and annoying like this? it's not even pretty, it's not a nice gesture, it has no fucking use. just ... waste. the fuck leads a person to do stuff like this?

that's prolly because it wasn not in fact cgi. it was an animatronic t-rex, the single most badass dinosaur in cinematic history, i believe. :D

good job! i mean, the deer didn't go to waste, not ven the teeth!

Rick Grimes' version of a garden gnome

hehe but have you heard about prohibition? that went great didn't it?

no that just means you've reached that point where you'd gladly welcome the cold embrace of death because stress has you in pain and half dead anyway.

also books. steal all the books. and those fucking fancy notebooks that cost so much like they're made of solid gold.

i'm curious how do you even get that fat in the first place. and please don't tell me /all/ of these people have some mysteriously tragic disease that /causes/ obesity. bc that's rare okay. it's usually the other way round: obesity causing diseases.

i don't get this shit, honestly. how is it such an alien concept if you introduce your significant other to your close friends?? significant other's parents might be a bit much but i still fail to see where's this huge failure or weirdness or whatever.
it does strike me as weird tho that you'd harbor romatic feelings for a person and never act on them/act on them, get rejected, then proceed to remain friends with that person AND THEN COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A FRIEND, ie introduce you to their S.O., take pictures with you captined as 'my friend&me', hug you affectionatelly, /not/ fuck you, etc.
like, y'all people don't seem to understand that FRIENDSHIP is valuable! okay? it is! platonic love is NOT a runner up to romatic love. just... try to think about this concept for a minute okay before you start complaining about friendzone.

my favourite will forever be the french guy. he saw the opportunity and he took it.

BEEEEEFFFF x'D

excuse me but there's like about 201258725457 forms of love and defining it like this is ... p. dumb. i'd say 'childish' but i'm certain children know better.