haha oh god, don't go outside and you'll never get hit by a car. are you completely serious -.-

yes this is also a good example of rude behaviour, great job!
ps: i dont know about you but i certianly don't have time to check funsubstance 24/7 in case someone replied to my comments so i'll reply to whatever i feel like replying and be grateful if you don't barge in on me saying unrelated shit, thanks.

i tihnk the point is that the men wouldn't stop beating her if a literal fucking bunch of actual lions didn't come at them and scared them away.

*screaming from laughter* SAME, MATe, SAME!! XD

you could say the same about saying 'youre the oldest person on earth' to one's own mother but i didn't see you complaining about that.

i am not sure if this is sarcastic but i'll go with optimism and assume it's not in which case: good on you bro, i'm glad. :)

you'd make a dick ceo, then. congratulations.

it's not appropriate to joke about brain tumors but ... dude, ambertek. get a check-up.

@darthsagacious: if there was a way to make people hysterical about blood in their stool, we could dramatically reduce the mortality of colon cancer.
never underestimate the effect of a good old fashioned hysteria ;)
thing is, people tend to loooove to be hysterical about the wrong things. but i'd definitelly prefer the hysterical patients over those that have had bloody stool for a year and only decided to drop by at a hospital yesterday. there's lorazepam for hysteria. there's nothing for stage IV cancer. :/

no one ever knows if anything o nthe internet really happened. i'm not getting onto anyone, i don't care nowehre nearly enough to have a personal firgt with anyone on here.
i just shared my opinion bc i thought it was relevant. can't everyone go 'lulz xD' y'know, some of us actually like to be the voice of responsibility and similar stuff. :S

probably bc the professionals have to answer for that they do and procedures like inserting a fucking whatever into a human body do carry certain risks.
y'know if medicine is so fucking easy mabye i should drop out of medschool and get a comfier less stressful and better paid job. let smartasses google stuff and do the doctoring. see what happens then.

you're all right. instead of applauding a person for doing a good deed, let's all just complain and whine and talk about our lost faith in humanity. that's bound to improove the world, innit.
besides, it's not about saving 10 horses. or a hundred. it's about saving the one you can save instead of turning your back on it and walk away bc 'the world is doomed anyway'. it's about recycling your own trash and teaching your own kids to be kind and gentle. it's about changing your own self for the better instead of letting the cynism float to the surface like a turd and shit all over, squealing about being unimpressed because these people didn't save a fucking fuckload of horses.
nobody cares about you being butthurt because you /lost your faith in humanity/ or whatnot. fuck have you done to restore it huh? how many fucking horses have /you/ saved?

if you ingest e coli which is commonly found in water, polluted with feces, there's an incubation period of 1 to 4 days before the gastroenteritis&diarrhea starts. and diarrhea, as you prolly know, can get you killed due to dehydration in no time. meanwhile, a human should survive approximatelly 5 to 7 days without water.
so if i may correct your statement a bit: don't drink the fucking water. for all you know it might have shigella in it or cholera or e coli with the shiga toxin. that means dysentery and, provided medical help is not within a hand's reach, death after a pleasant time of shitting out your insides.
instead, try to eat something. food contains a lot of water. eating a pine cone is prolly a better solution than drinking suspicious water.

but also bizzare, like... /hi, i got pregnant with a guy i knew was not single and now i come to you, his girlfriend, to yell at you like you everything is somehow your fault or somethin'./
what are people on these days? i mean lsd doesn't even register on this level of surreal.