you people are freaking incredible, you know. you could take home the message as it is and try to have a bit more courage dealing with your every day life and be grateful for your functional lims or whatnot but no, instead you choose to dick about and point out that with a single arm that man obviously can't like, clap at the end of a show.
jesus christ, aren't you the saddest lot ...

not really. i've not met anyone /lifechanging/.

okay but someone explain it to me real quick how is a guy that invented a real effective gun not at least partially responsible for the deaths that gun caused? it's not like he was inventing a new ice cream flavour and accidentally invented a people-killing machine!

actually, it's was the non-fucked up economy, at least here in europe. but thanks for trying to guilt me into thinking i'm a sentimental idiot who wants to remain an eternal child.

and to think i once was so imbecillic i thought office jobs were terrible

it's a legitidentical conglomerate of fucking letters, how can it mean different things?? fuck does it even mean i nthe first place?
god and to think i actually thought about going to sweden for a student exchange...

in a merica, the use of money is getting a doctor's opinion about your cancer beng terminal and still being able to live in your house you didn't have to sell to pay for that opinion.
or am i misunderstanding the usa health care perhaps?

alternatively you couldj ust say sth like ' tuesday afternoon' and try to be funny and ridiculous on that tuesday afternoon in person.
still.... if i were that guy i'd have my delicate male pride checked at a doctor's bc if it gets wounded that easily it can't be alright at all.

current mood

she should've replied sth like 'not just a pony, i'd kick you in the face, kid, repeatedly, to end world hunger.'

so if you want to get a girl to like you, do something nice for her like making her laugh. but if you're a girl, better make a guy feel he can /capitalize/ on you.
great advice, honestly.

imagine how upset she'll be when she hears about having to go to work almost every day for almost the rest of her life :S

this is freaking amazing, i wonder how long it took the person to separate all the nerves from the flesh. fffff O.O

oka ingenious lime puns but ... the sheer perseverance would piss me off if i were her. knowing when to stop is crucial.

jesus so what, it's just porn, it's not like you were reading a white supremacist group forum or something.

quit your job and then eat what? plaster? move? move where and with what money?
shit ain't that simple and you shouldn't make people feel like they're somehow /responsible/ for their own misery and amlost like deserve it because they're not /doing everything in their power/ to change things.
i mean, next thing you'll say is to simply murder whoever annoys you? your boss a twat? kill the motherfucker. neighbour giving you trouble? bury them in the back yard. do something. you are /in control/.

i sure fucking hope not.

how about we'd just chill and stop sending young people off to die, regardless of their gender? how is that not a bigger problem?

they are so wonderful repainted! so cute!

there are people out there who put such things on facebook for all to see? seriously?
what's the rest of us supposed to do, buy eye bleach or unfriend everyone?

why tho sicne all we have to do is to accept ourselves the way we are and poof, magically we are beautiful?