Sounds like a hostage situation to me .. you ok bro ?

“Mumslims” are an under reported religious menace Hans is right to school up the pope.

That looks like Tardis Blue

Samwise Gamgee carried those films. He worked his ass off to get Frodo to Mordor

There’s a glitch in the Matrix

Well, Fuck us , Right?

Those Christian congressmen are always pretty quick to claim that god has forgiven them (?) - they never ever take ownership of their bullshit and genuinely apologise. I’d respect a ‘you know what I was a dick’, but not some smug fucker that’s all like ‘ god’s forgiven me so you have to too’ No,actually, you’re a creepy perv and I’m gonna judge you big time.

Midsummer Murders By the Sea

Those trump boys are nasty

Really? So at ANY point did you seek help for your devil difficulties ,or were you too busy Molesting your own sisters. No? What about after you were married and you were busy watching porn , and presumably masturbating? No? What about when you were creating fake online profiles so you could cheat on your wife? No? YOU are solely responsible for your deplorable decisions! Not your adolescent sisters - do they have an opinion on the damage you’ve caused them ? Do you care? No, cos it’s easier to hide behind the pathetic excuse of ‘the devil made me do it’ You have your own children and an endless supply of younger siblings and nieces-and I sincerely hope they are safe. I wonder if your sisters would trust you alone with their children. They don’t fear the devil , they fear YOU. Good work josh Duggar, you and your ridiculous family do more damage to Christianity that the devil could ever hope for.

That ad was amazing

That’s not flirting, that’s creepy . Hint not taken , it turns into a car wreck. Good work on recipient keeping it classy though so they can laugh about it later when they tell ALL their friends..

If I’m ever chased by pterodactyls I’d be needing those margaritas

It’s Cathartic

Mrs and Mrs xxxx

It amuses me that the traditions of Christmas that christians believe are their own are actually Pagan, Egyptian etc. You worship that tree, wonder at the virgin birth all the while you’re filthy pagans

You did a nice thing.You had a conversation with a girl who shared an interest with you, which made you approachable and safe. That other girl - massive bitch.

Mistake number 1 - YOU sent him, he didn’t ask to . You’ve deprived him of his choice and opinion to promote your own .

The Earth’s a bagel ??

Do I have to leave?

Ugh, it’s a spork

It was a Christmas Miracle

He’s a keeper

At least they’ll know where to find him

Lord be with thee , and also with me - I’ll take a Spock