lordblackdragon

lordblackdragon


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Elon Musk transformation. 15 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 days ago
The cure for baldness is billions of dollars.
I support fashion going in this direction 9 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 days ago
Fashion by Themyscira. Take my money!
PETA isn't so smart 6 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 days ago
Peta is a special level of retarded.
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Long exposure of a snail 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 1 week ago
It's the racing snail from Never ending story.
Who survives? 26 comments
lordblackdragon · 2 weeks ago
Hillary isn't president. Move the fuck on. Let's deal with this Orange Traitor and his Nazi agenda.
I'm sad now oof 14 comments
lordblackdragon · 2 weeks ago
I'm 44, and still waiting for it to happen. Wife and I just ordered pizza at 9:30 in the middle of a Justified marathon, while working on Dungeons and Dragons characters (her, not me).
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Chaotic (good) justice 25 comments
lordblackdragon · 3 weeks ago
Insert John Wick joke here. Couldn't have been more poetic if he killed him with a fucking pencil.
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That's too easy 35 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
Why do people think this would be so fucking hard? It used to just be called living.
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Fuel up the jets! 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
Where the fuck is that school, Raccoon City?
It's SAFE to say he he won't do it again 3 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
If he had poured some of his shitty whiskey on it, it might have fixed the infection.
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Help !! What should I do ?! 2 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
If my cats did this, I'd stop feeding them until the rat problem went away.
I want to know what pewdiepie is doing in his computer 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
Followed shortly by a child porn arrest.
If only she was willingly to work and figure things out 6 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
Marry someone who is also your friend. In February my wife and I will be together 20 years. We love the same types of movies (horror, sci-fi, fantasy) we like the same types of music, we both play D&D and video games. We do everything together, and 20 years later we're still deeply in love, because we're also best friends.
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Write your number on the paper 14 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
That hasn't been an issue since my wife has been premenopausal. Hot flashes rock.
When boxing becomes just a little gay 1 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
A little?
The weight on my shoudler 15 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 weeks ago
And this stupid shit is why I can't read DC Comics. He lifted a planet? What the fuck was he standing on? It's like the Flash running faster than the speed of light. Read a fucking physics book.
goodburger 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 6 weeks ago
Unless you're talking about "The Dude".
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The clouds are moving 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 8 weeks ago
This has been the plot of every villain in every movie for the last two years. Big swirling shit in the sky. Next comes the sky beam.
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Avocado 16 comments
lordblackdragon · 8 weeks ago
Crystals are fomites, meaning they have little pores that bacteria can live in. This is a good way to get a fucked up pelvic infection. This is that Gwyneth palthro Goop nonsense.
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My political views 26 comments
lordblackdragon · 8 weeks ago
So, you're not a Republican.
Wait...what? 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 9 weeks ago
Looks like someone painted the nails on a velociraptor.
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He looks less scary 17 comments
lordblackdragon · 10 weeks ago
Now he just looks like a Bond Villain, not an Austin Powers Villain. Such an embarrassment.
I’m not a cup, I’m a human 14 comments
lordblackdragon · 10 weeks ago
I get really tired of people who act like such fucking martyrs because they have kids. You're not a superhero because you decided to spawn. You're not special. Your kids are not special. Get over yourself.
Pretty kitty 3 comments
lordblackdragon · 10 weeks ago
It's actually the sign of a genetic heart defect. I had a cat that was about 2 yrs old when she fell off our dresser and died. The vet said it's common in North American Short Hair cats. Cats aren't supposed to pant.
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I want to go to space 52 comments
lordblackdragon · 10 weeks ago
We need a catch and release spay and neuter program for flat earthers.