lordblackdragon

lordblackdragon


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Well this is bad news 11 comments
lordblackdragon · 3 days ago
Nigerian scientist is an oxymoron.
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Is it even possible for a dessert to be better than that though? 12 comments
lordblackdragon · 3 weeks ago
Someone's not having the right kind of sex.
The Trickle Down system doesn't work. 5 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
This is also how trickle down economics works. Remember this when Republicans tell you tax cuts pay for themselves.
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Human from new york 20 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
Said someone from New York, and not Mississippi. Location matters.
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Well now you can 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 4 weeks ago
But did we have to elect one president?
Rest in peace you amazing man 8 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
A hundred million dollars and a mansion also helps. Ask Jay Z.
Great Googley Moogley 15 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
Fuck that.
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Being hit by furniture anywhere hurts like crazy 3 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
Try being a guy when that's ball level.
Ivovy 8 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
Unfortunately there are Christians out there that think a hand full of jizz is the same thing as a baby.
14 superhero "shower thoughts" that will make you rethink everything about them 23 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
Not to mention how many more people are hurt or killed because they continue to let psychopaths run around loose.
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Unphotogenic cat 5 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
It's like a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.
The best way to get over a crush 6 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
Crazy says what?
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Its like a visible form of cancer 7 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
As someone who used to work as a sexual assaults survivors advocate...fuck you. I'm as liberal as they come, but this stupid shit makes me understand why people hate liberals.
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Man married 4 women on a dare 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
I'm willing to bet there's a lot of zeros in his bank account.
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One day after cutting off 11 years worth of dreads 26 comments
lordblackdragon · 5 weeks ago
Now see if you can teach him to walk upright. Looks like a remake of Encino Man.
Hard lessons 15 comments
lordblackdragon · 7 weeks ago
I could behave the same way about building bombs that we drop on goat herders. Society has an entrance fee. If you don't think tax payer money should be spent on healthcare, but are fine with it being spent on war, you are evil.
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Bring back the Pharaohs! 19 comments
lordblackdragon · 8 weeks ago
I'd take a syphlitic monkey with a stick over our current embarrassment of a president.
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They call us stupid because we're f*cktards 11 comments
lordblackdragon · 8 weeks ago
I'm sure the flag us just a symbol of "States Rights"...oh, wait, that's the other racist flag they fly.
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You Don't Need To Believe 46 comments
lordblackdragon · 8 weeks ago
I'd rather hear a statement about how they're going to stop all of the kid fucking.
Mini heel 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 9 weeks ago
My wife is an inch taller than me, and I love when she wears really high heels. It puts her cleavage at face level.
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frenemies 5 comments
lordblackdragon · 9 weeks ago
The hero and villain being friends that grew up together is the basis of the tv show Justified. It was a really good show too.
He had a thing for her ankles 4 comments
lordblackdragon · 10 weeks ago
It's Beyonce. I'm surprised he doesn't have her on one of those toddler leashes.
Say whaaat? 10 comments
lordblackdragon · 10 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahaha!
Perfect ice wall 15 comments
lordblackdragon · 10 weeks ago
Trump thinks Eskimos are snow mexicans?
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