love it m8

The next time you fill out a form that asks for your race/ethnicity, I'd really like for you to write in 'British' and 'Irish' and 'Zimbabwean' and every other nationality to prove your point

I think the word you are looking for is 'nationality'

I didn't know British was a race

That actually makes sense

I've only ever eaten it on a bagel. If I knew about just as good options I could come around

It is number one

No context is needed