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majestic_yumps


I'm a Canadian who doesn't like maple syrup. my Hobbies are snowboarding, biking, parkour, urbex and dick kicking baby's. I'm so manly I make grown men cry

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Underwater explosion 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 43 weeks ago
Just killed every fish in a 200 meter radius
Some short creepy stories 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 49 weeks ago
Some of these are just fucking hilarious. Like the abortion one couldn't stop laughing
What if......What? 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
That's how I imagine the afterlife to be
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Relatable, amirite??? 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
"Easter world record"
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Cherries crashing 6 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
That's actually very accurate
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
PIKA PIKA
I bet foster the people - pumbed up kicks 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
Queen-don't stop me now
Oml the onion is amazing 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
One word: foot
Basically every guy after a fight 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
Not trying to be mean, but really the only way for people to not take you seriously on this site is either on a post or say it a bunch on you comment that you aren't being serious. For an example what I usually do is "(ITS A JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE)"
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
Sorry @zinope I didn't mean to bring this upon you. My comment was ment as a joke too
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
That was no where close to being smooth. That was just plain creepy
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I think I have done the same thing with a stapler 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
Please people, Be smart
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Double bad luck 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
I'd cry
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She did 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
This one chick does that every time she walks ahead of me and it's hard not to look. She has the nicest booty checks ever
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Wise words from a wise man 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
And World War lll is around the corner
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Geevjo 123 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
Rojora. I like it
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Burgers 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
If united airlines had a burger joint
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Just answer the question 3 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
She may be 8 but that ass 18
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After the Cable Snaps 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
My balls would be in my throats if that happened to me
Save Mother Nature from the People 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
Sorry, but I had a really hard time reading that so if you don't mind could you rewrite that more kinda simplified?
Goodbye 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
@mightyoak add that too the comic
Benefits of being annoying 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
If I was ever kidnapped I'd just shit and piss all over the place then I'd start rubbing it everywhere. And Maybe rub one out depending on my mood
Josh pls 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 year ago
The modern day of the crazy bear from brother bear
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