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majestic_yumps


I'm a Canadian who doesn't like maple syrup. my Hobbies are snowboarding, biking, parkour, urbex and dick kicking baby's. I'm so manly I make grown men cry

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Felt pretty good 13 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 hour ago
A girl in one of my classes keeps looking at me and she is really hot. It's either she finds me attractive or really ugly and can't stop looking
Sword made of the human femer 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 hour ago
I want one! *rips out femur*
I wanna be like that too 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
Almost everyone in my city has a pair of those
What injuries (major or minor) did y'all have as kids? 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
I was laying on the floor watching tv and chewing on a nitting needle (the pointy side) and my sister asked me to move which I didn't so she rolled me over but as she did that the needle hit the floor and rent right through the roof of my mouth and when we went to the hospital the dr. said that if the needle went less then a centimetre further I would be dead
What have I discovered? (Don't unhide this if you're at work or school) 22 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
It's not gay as long as you don't make eye contact or your balls touch
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Something here sounds nice 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
"She's got the walk, she's got the talk, she's got that zing, there's just one thing... she's got a penis"
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My job is just the worst 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
Half way through I realized what was going on
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Canada being Canada. 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
Geese and squirrels are the worst animals in the world
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Awkward accident 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
And you didn't join? Smh
Multitasking 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
That's happened to me before. I was texting my friend and my ma asked what I wanted for supper and instead of telling her I texted my friend. I was super confused
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Pack of dogs surround lone biker 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
"They could eat me"
so this happened to me today 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 2 days ago
Check your pockets
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hello 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
Lord darquan
Decision of a lifetime 40 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
I'll just eat garlic toast then, but not as toasty
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After watching Train to Busan, can we all just agree how badass this guy is? 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
I wish the asshole didn't die by infection. I wish the dad killed him
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W H Y 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
If only we knew
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When you have to go to the dentist 6 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
Interstellar
Funsub Comic chapter 1 25 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
Freaking love it! I'm excited!
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Funsub Comic chapter 1 25 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
Will do
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When you have to go to the dentist 6 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
This is one of the only movies I've ever cried too
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Funsub Comic chapter 1 25 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
I haven't seen a lot of news for a while. How's it going?
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And the worst part is...She noticed 23 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
More like "lost in a Thot" am I right? XD
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Still not worth it 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Its true. You can't taste it
Oh canada 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Today at school me and this other kid stopped at the door so the other could go through but what ended up happening is both of us just apologizing to each other