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majestic_yumps


I'm a Canadian who doesn't like maple syrup. my Hobbies are snowboarding, biking, parkour, urbex and dick kicking baby's. I'm so manly I make grown men cry

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What we'd we ever did to deserved dogs? 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 hours ago
I'm sorry
What we'd we ever did to deserved dogs? 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 hours ago
I guess you can say the dog is
*puts on sunglasses*
Down with the boy
How to survive a bear attack 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 hours ago
Yooo that brings back memory's from my early days on FS
Do you ever think of this? 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
Why you guys staying up so late?
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Do you ever think of this? 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
I hope you get shit on by a cow
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Meganuera: The eagle-sized dragonfly 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
If it was around today I would never leave my house
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Meganuera: The eagle-sized dragonfly 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
I hate dragonflies as they are right now I would probably have a heart attack if I saw that in real life
Thousand yard stare 15 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
This poor guy
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I don't think the kitten likes banana very much 6 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
@banana what did you do to that poor thing?
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C'mon Girl! 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
"What's In the box?"
" it's mY DICK IN A BOX"
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A trailer for Michael Bay's new movie 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 2 days ago
"A said DART gun. Not fart gun"
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Pissed off the wrong dinosaur 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 2 days ago
Damn. Y'all are dirty
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Ashamed of a scar 48 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
Maybe 9
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Ashamed of a scar 48 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
Na I was lying on the ground on my stomach watching tv and I thought it would be fun chewing on those big nitting needles and my sister told me to move over which I didn't so she tryd to roll me over but I hit the needle on the floor and it went through the roof of my mouth and the doctor said if it went a centimetre deeper I would've been deaded
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Ashamed of a scar 48 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
I have a scar on the roof of my mouth from stabbing myself with a nitting needle and I have a scar on my leg from a flying window scraper
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Ashamed of a scar 48 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
May I ask how?
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Patrick, the awesome pit bull 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
And if you do end up leaving him/her DONT FUCKING DUMP IT SOMEWHERE
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We bowling be like 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
This was the only reason I played this game
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Tag your fav fsers! Spread the love :3 160 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
No oak, not favorite, but favourite, with a "u"
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The 8 types of people: 19 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
Ya I'm one of those. I don't remember what it's called but I guess if I go for a blood test the result looks like some blood disease or something like that
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Tag your fav fsers! Spread the love :3 160 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
I'm pretty sure I read your name somewhere
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Tag your fav fsers! Spread the love :3 160 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Oh shit I thought your name was mightyoaks XD. I just saw the m and then the I and just assumed the rest said ghtyoak XD
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Tag your fav fsers! Spread the love :3 160 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Aww don't be sad, I put the "XD" so you take it as a joke. I'm sorry, I was only kidding *tears up*
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Tag your fav fsers! Spread the love :3 160 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
@folk_the_lore dis guy is funny and I love reading the story's he does tell us XD
@isuck479 he's kick ass at music and I love his posts
@mightyoak I guess she's kinda cool. Na I'm kidding she's my favourite funsuber. Plus she think I'm funny so that's a huge bonus
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and now you know 15 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
They made a movie about this right?
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