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majestic_yumps


I'm a Canadian who doesn't like maple syrup. my Hobbies are snowboarding, biking, parkour, urbex and dick kicking baby's. I'm so manly I make grown men cry

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What if......What? 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
That's how I imagine the afterlife to be
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Drink he use a straw? 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
Mannaise
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Relatable, amirite??? 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
"Easter world record"
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Indiana Jones and the Surprise Butt Sex 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
Yes daddy
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Cherries crashing 6 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
That's actually very accurate
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
PIKA PIKA
I bet foster the people - pumbed up kicks 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
Queen-don't stop me now
Oml the onion is amazing 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
One word: foot
Basically every guy after a fight 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
Not trying to be mean, but really the only way for people to not take you seriously on this site is either on a post or say it a bunch on you comment that you aren't being serious. For an example what I usually do is "(ITS A JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE)"
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
Sorry @zinope I didn't mean to bring this upon you. My comment was ment as a joke too
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
That was no where close to being smooth. That was just plain creepy
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Whats your? Mines judo and sikaran 30 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 weeks ago
Capoeira was the shit. I only did it for a year and it is one of my favourite sports I've ever done/playd
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I think I have done the same thing with a stapler 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 weeks ago
Please people, Be smart
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Double bad luck 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 weeks ago
I'd cry
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hmm. lets see what u are? 73 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 weeks ago
I raped a gangsta
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hype!! 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 weeks ago
What is dis?
She did 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 weeks ago
This one chick does that every time she walks ahead of me and it's hard not to look. She has the nicest booty checks ever
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Wise words from a wise man 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 weeks ago
And World War lll is around the corner
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Geevjo 119 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 weeks ago
Rojora. I like it
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Burgers 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 weeks ago
If united airlines had a burger joint
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Just answer the question 3 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 weeks ago
She may be 8 but that ass 18
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After the Cable Snaps 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 weeks ago
My balls would be in my throats if that happened to me
Save Mother Nature from the People 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 weeks ago
Sorry, but I had a really hard time reading that so if you don't mind could you rewrite that more kinda simplified?