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majestic_yumps


I'm a Canadian who doesn't like maple syrup. my Hobbies are snowboarding, biking, parkour, urbex and dick kicking baby's. I'm so manly I make grown men cry

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So... Ya like dead memes? 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 hours ago
It looks like he's Beeing analy penetrated by popa smurf
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Seeing a kangaroo for the first time 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
Yes, that is me
Sometimes you work the pole 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 day ago
Me too, but I guess I'm 2 days late
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I just could not have said it better 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
I swear to god
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That's right b*tch 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
Never going to let you get the fucking satisfaction
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Tyrannosaurus rekt 27 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 days ago
One does not simply ask to see the dinosaur thing
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Some advice to follow 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
As a snowboarder imma have to disagree with you on that
There are two types of guys 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
And all over the cat
Whoops 30 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
That's like exactly how my internet days started
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Poor fesh 3 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
I really don't see why they had to put the word "expensive" in there. Who cares if it was expensive, it was her goddamn pet
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I can vouch for this as an American 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 4 days ago
I'm in the states right now so this'll help, thanks
Legs shaking like an earthquake 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 5 days ago
Every night I used to do a plank for 6 minutes, then I stopped doing it for awhile and know I can barely hold one for 2 minutes
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Made a torte. Happy Birthday Funsubstance! 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Wait isn't his birthday the 25th?
Krakato indonesia 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
No it's true. Google "loudest sound ever"
Trapdoor 13 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Anyone remember that game dangerous creatures?
Shark vs octopus!(not h*ntai) 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Jenny, why don't you love me, Jenny
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Learn to flirt like her 23 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
So your dick is kinda like that snek thing if you chop its head off it'll grow two more?
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Learn to flirt like her 23 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
Wait dr. Both dicks???
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Man talks down street fight with insight about fake friends 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 days ago
This guy is a real gangster
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Krakato indonesia 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
The sound wave that is
Bannana hooting 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
But.... banana
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Bannana hooting 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
What?!? Since when?!
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Bannana hooting 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
Is @banana not a thing anymore or is there just an inside joke I don't know of?
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Funny Ram Video 3 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
Cuz someone kinda owns him
Poor doggy 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 1 week ago
You fucking asshole