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Save Mother Nature from the People 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 years ago
Sorry, but I had a really hard time reading that so if you don't mind could you rewrite that more kinda simplified?
Goodbye 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 6 years ago
@mightyoak add that too the comic
Josh pls 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
The modern day of the crazy bear from brother bear
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This is what happens when you assume genders 14 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Collar bones are where it's at And a nice back. Not sure why tho?
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Alive you're if check gotta you when 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Totally thought i was having a stroke when reading the title
Who here is birthday sex?? 21 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Exactly 9 months after thanksgiving. Thanks wasn't the only thing giving on that day
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Always keep your guard up 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
At first I read "how handsome are you" and I thought this was just a magnificent pun
Who's up for some Redneck live action D&D? 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
"And then came along, the big bad wolf"
40 feet of snow, north dakota 1966 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Ya i know how that goes. When my miniature dachshund runt was a puppy she would not go out in the snow, like at all. I found way to many lil pup turds under my bed that winter, all my bed sheets have pee stains. And we bought those pee pad things but she wouldn't use them
The benefits of m*sturbation for women 26 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I can help, if you want
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Awesome snowboarding trick 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
One day imma be able to do that
40 feet of snow, north dakota 1966 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
But.. but snow.
How it's like to be punched by the Hulk, by Wolverine 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Did you know that the wolverine was originally created to be a bad guy for the hulk
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40 feet of snow, north dakota 1966 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Lucky
Handmade jumanji game box 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
That's cool af... but I'm not taking the risk
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That escalated quickly 12 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Oh ya, on July 10th 1923 2-pound hailstones kill 23 & many cattle (Rostov, Russia)
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Seeing a kangaroo for the first time 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Yes, that is me
Sometimes you work the pole 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Me too, but I guess I'm 2 days late
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I just could not have said it better 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I swear to god
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That's right b*tch 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Never going to let you get the fucking satisfaction
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Tyrannosaurus rekt 27 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
One does not simply ask to see the dinosaur thing
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Some advice to follow 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
As a snowboarder imma have to disagree with you on that
Whoops 27 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
That's like exactly how my internet days started
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Poor fesh 3 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I really don't see why they had to put the word "expensive" in there. Who cares if it was expensive, it was her goddamn pet
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I can vouch for this as an American 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I'm in the states right now so this'll help, thanks