MissCr3ant

mandyfr33gordon


Professional Shit Poster and Commentator. Short and ridiculous <3
Occasional promoter of tolerance and intelligence.
Layers. Many layers.

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*hits blunt* 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Well I was high af when you wrote it too, and I had a good laugh. And I gave you an upvote then too, but haters overruled.
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Most romantic poem 5 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Oh I get it now! I knew he was a wrestler but didn't know the other part. Thanks.
Should we make this happen? 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Sorry, Gordon, but UFC has my loyalty over any cooking shows.
I keep them in there for caller ID reasons. Just in case... 2 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Same. I like to sing I Don't F*ck With You, when I go through mine.
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Hope that burns off some calories for you 8 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
I'm not down for fat shaming, but I'm not down for thin shaming either especially since i dealt with that one growing up, so I know first hand how this feels, and none of it will benefit anyone.
Now, this bitch with her little sign! First, I wouldn't want to go in there anyway, but I just wonder how well she'd take it, if she was presented at some door with another sign that says "IF YOUR ASS IS ROUND, WE DON'T WANT YOU AROUND".
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Who else do this 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Only 1 minute 20 times.
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Passive aggressive 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Brutal
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Songs about self driving cars 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
So that's why she beat the shit out of that truck!
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Oralé 21 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
2 tongues are better than 1 amirite?
Wat are you telling me right now!? 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
*weak denial*
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feed me 9 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
He looks very pleased.
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Damn, donovan! 5 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Sadly, a teacher probably helped him write it.
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Looks yummy 1 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Dana is getting pretty fluffy. I can see him as an ice-cream.
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*meow* 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
I'm 42, bitch. I don't live in a trailor. I am a single mom. And your opinion is of no concern to me, sheeple.
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*meow* 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Wolves also don't gaf about the opinions of sheep.
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uhhhhmmmmm.... okay? 18 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
"Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikely to?"
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*meow* 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
That works too.
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Can't argue about it 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Hahaha yea, true. Maybe the display is going out and the "7" was supposed to be a "0" or something.
"Lichtenberg" Scar from a lightning strike 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Pretty.
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Florida ma vs alligator 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
"I'm gunna feck you up, gater!"
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BIG MEATY CLAWS 15 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
Lol yea
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BIG MEATY CLAWS 15 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
The argument one.
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Can't argue about it 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
I think the screen showing in the picture is really just a timer.
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BIG MEATY CLAWS 15 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
This reminds me of a chat I saw earlier...
When the military comes because you're too hot 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 6 years ago
They just gonna leave her down there then? This guy is climbing back up the ladder like "Fck this, it's too hot for this shit today. She's alright. Let's roll." Lady is like "..."