marcus5

marcus5


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All fanboys unite 10 comments
marcus5 · 6 years ago
what comic is this? as in what do I need to ask for to get it?
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Garbage collector appreciation!  25 comments
marcus5 · 7 years ago
this is all probably true but don't forget that they have some of the most effective unions in america and get paid comparably to programers. New York veterans can make six figures.
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Deadpool fact 24 comments
marcus5 · 7 years ago
but the organs are full of cancer?
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How russians are born 22 comments
marcus5 · 7 years ago
no with Canadians that would be sirup not vodka
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Stephen king 12 comments
marcus5 · 7 years ago
wait what? was that not in the trillions
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What would you do 62 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
this would be insanely dangerous, not just for the people getting scared but also for the guy in the costume. I know that some people react by jumping away from what scares them but i know i'm not the only one that would react with a flaying kick to the face.
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I guess it's true 30 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
wait sun doesn't shine out of our dicks? then what is that light?
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Subtle 2 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
this is what I imagine two forgers would be like.
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Every single night. 11 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
noobs the game is how many books.
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Emergency backup toilet paper 17 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
who can spot the flaw in this design
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Whoever wrote this needs to write a book ASAP! 20 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
emotions sound unpleasant
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Strategy games 4 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
aka the greatest game ever
Strategy games 4 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
that is 1602 ad
British people be like 5 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
it isn't hot in Britan
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This is sad and true 15 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
her back looks like it has boobs. just saying.
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Bilbo freeman 6 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
looks over shoulder screams.
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Faith in humanity restored again 7 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
could have been someone the poster knew.
It's true 13 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
how many of you down voted?
before eating a corndog 2 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
that painting is fifty feet up on the ceiling.
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The luckiest man in the world 14 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
when is the next season coming out on netflix
Expired toxin 4 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
I wonder tho
Just a bug's life 13 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
you are forgetting he was married to a butterfly.
Forced perspective 5 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
Ah florence, the second layer of the bridge in the background was made by the medici family so that they would not have to walk among the peasantry.
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Gotcha!! 11 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
I'm not even mad
oh tumblr 52 comments
marcus5 · 9 years ago
I really don't understand how you got to forcing everybody to undergo a surgery like this because of discomfort and mood swings once a month. (and I am not dissing Periods I have a number of friends who have make it very clear how unpleasant they are) the reason that girls take contraceptives and seem to have more responsibility in that area is because
1. they have a reproductive cycle that can be started and stopped without harming them. Some Hormonal treatments slow or stop the menstral cycle however when you stop taking the medicine the menstral cycle goes right back to doing its thing. If you tried to stop a guys balls from producing sperm then his balls would permanently stop producing sperm shrivel up and lose there functionality. also they would no longer be able to produce testosterone which would be a bit of a problem.
2) Girls have a greater responsibility to be aware of the risks then men simply because many guys won't be thinking intelligently in the long term.