masterofinternet

masterofinternet


hello. I'm the master of the Internet.

— masterofinternet Report User
This was a triumph 61 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
portal. Valve. That is all.
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
No he realized I'm right and deleted his comment.
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Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
actuslly no, you don't have to give a fuck to say that your aren't giving a fuck. I simply told him that I'm not giving any fucks in a short simple paragraph with no rage and no screaming. I am the master of the Internet and you are just some basement dweller who stays anonymous because you're afraid to be different and would rather try to insult someone without even having the time to make an account. If you want proof that I am the master, see my profile picture
"90s kids" 38 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
yeah he's been replying to me on every comment I make but he doesn't seem to notice that I don't even care. A guest once said, "Never be dumb enough to let a dumb person make you mad" so it's become less and less of a care for me. Eventually he'll see that I don't care and he'll give up, because I don't leave a website because one 12 year old thinks he can troll me and make me cry or rage.
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Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
"I'd like to report a robbery of fucks. Oh wait, I just remembered. I don't have any."
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This was a triumph 61 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Took a second but I was surprised
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Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Still don't see why you think I'm taking offense. There's no insult, and you've been doing this for like two weeks. You're only a guest because you're an idiot hiding being a computer screen who's afraid to make an account and would rather stay anonymous. You're not even annoying, you just think that replying to my comments with the same thing will hurt. How cute.
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Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
i like my Xbox better than Microsoft.
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
this* :-)
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Still don't see why you think I'm taking offense. There's no insult, and you've been doing this for like two weeks. You're only a guest because you're an idiot hiding being a computer screen who's afraid to make an account and would rather stay anonymous. You're not even annoying, you just think that replying to my comments with the same thing will hurt. How cute.
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My childhood could have been so different 20 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Still don't see why you think I'm taking offense. There's no insult, and you've been doing this for like two weeks. You're only a guest because you're an idiot hiding being a computer screen who's afraid to make an account and would rather stay anonymous. You're not even annoying, you just think that replying to my comments with the same thing will hurt. How cute.
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"90s kids" 38 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Still don't see why you think I'm taking offense. There's no insult, and you've been doing this for like two weeks. You're only a guest because you're an idiot hiding being a computer screen who's afraid to make an account and would rather stay anonymous. You're not even annoying, you just think that replying to my comments with the same thing will hurt. How cute.
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Importance of perspective 3 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Still don't see why you think I'm taking offense. There's no insult, and you've been doing this for like two weeks. You're only a guest because you're an idiot hiding being a computer screen who's afraid to make an account and would rather stay anonymous. You're not even annoying, you just think that replying to my comments with the same thing will hurt. How cute.
Nature u crazy 31 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
mom it's your fault for drinking while you were preggers. It's not my fault I'm like this
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Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
PC = Mac.
Baby going through tunnel 4 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
"I've seen shit man, I've seen shit."
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Importance of perspective 3 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
I'm a dirty boy :-(
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Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Whoever did this, you can't write this from a single point of view, or you're only an arrogant asshole.
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
now all of you are just being dicks.
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"90s kids" 38 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Not sure how I feel about a bus driver saying this
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Balls under your chin 4 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
What kind of phrase would you put in the google images bar to make a collage like this.
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My childhood could have been so different 20 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Claustrophobia+cardboard mazes=bad day
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
well that was cold and unnecessary.
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
It's okay mom. Accidents happen.
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Pizza friendship necklace 19 comments
masterofinternet · 9 years ago
Pretty much every other comment on this post is the same thing
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