MatthewG

matthewg


37, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments
matthewg · 6 hours ago
I hadn't realized the trial phase had begun.
*edited because I spelled trial "trail", like a doof.
· Edited 6 hours ago
Dogs have such good life 6 comments
matthewg · 8 hours ago
Funnier than her Sarah Palin cooking video?
So I went out and found Baby Trump today 29 comments
matthewg · 14 hours ago
Not sure about your overall logic, here...
The love 4 comments
matthewg · 16 hours ago
I'm sorry you're going through that.
If you need to get anything off your chest, go full-on anti-lovey-dovey meltdown mode, or anything inbetween, feel free.
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So I went out and found Baby Trump today 29 comments
matthewg · 18 hours ago
As worthwhile as toilet tweeting, holding "rallies", and...wait for it... GOLFING while President?
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Not in my Christian server 5 comments
matthewg · 19 hours ago
Just throw a bag over the fur suit head.
Problem solved.
Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments
matthewg · 19 hours ago
Everything in their power liiiiiiiiike...wait for the investigation to conclude so that they'd have as much ammunition as possible to do so? ;) No point in giving him any advance notice about what they've found.
Safety first 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Well the pixels are such that I wouldn't be surprised if this took place in flippin' Oregon Trail.
Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
I'm no rocket lawyer or anything, but something tells me that evidence isn't made public.
The love 4 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
I'm just being a CapyBaer. <3
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beat yourself at rock paper scissors 5 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
*sees what you did there*
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Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
*whoosh* I had no idea you spoke for the entire community.
I'm glad you waited an entire hour to let me know, rather than perhaps engage in conversation. If the subject is too complicated to get into, I understand, but how about we not bullshit each other, ok, champ?
Especially if you're home schooled 7 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Don't forget your extracurriculars.
N.U.T at the library.
N.U.T. at the museum.
N.U.T. at the zoo.
N.U.T. at the planetarium.
The opportunities are endless!
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Dogs have such good life 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
I haven't seen her in a few. What happened?
beat yourself at rock paper scissors 5 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
@kakaburra Nothing like a good, old fashioned Bathroom Beat-Off. ;)
The clean up crew is on its way 3 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
@kakaburra To be fair, it's next to impawsable to carry that many puppies at once.
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Relationship goals 12 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
I imagine they're the most watered-down drinks imaginable. She must have done some HEAVY pregaming.
Relationship goals 12 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Don't worry.
If you're a man, everyone retains their senses.
Obama can not be reigned in 40 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Two days old = dead, here?
Wow. You should see how many weeks back I go before I hit "All" again.
They are mother and daughter and one is 25 years older than the other 8 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
I was being facetious. Mostly. :D
I couldn't quite tell if she was exaggerating in a mean way or not.
Romantic dinner 9 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
You know what's WAAAAAAAAAY more of a social faux pas?
Taking pictures of strangers in public. Or in this case, when they're trying to enjoy a nice meal with each other.
Stop propagating this bullshit.
Loyalty 5 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Are we to believe this dog never left the grave for 10 years?
Better than pepper spray 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
I didn't downthumb, but in the future, you may want to consider your wording better.