MatthewG

matthewg


36, M, CA.
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Single father of 2.

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When you're talking with your Hon and they're telling you about their good day 1 comments
matthewg · 1 minute ago
I'll tell you the rest tomorrow.
Pleasant dreams. <3
Scummy bastard 9 comments
matthewg · 13 hours ago
You seem to have spelled "politician" wrong. ;)
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How the current legal system works 15 comments
matthewg · 13 hours ago
Your tax dollars are now going to house someone for 15 years for stealing what amounts to lunch money for the week.
Lucky you, though. Your hard-earned money will barely be necessary for the guy who took advantage of being in a position of influence and trust in order to actually cause damage to our economy.
Don't expect this to change anytime soon. It's these very same people and their influence that keeps laws regarding this sort of fraud from being tailored to our times.
How the current legal system works 15 comments
matthewg · 13 hours ago
@that_creepy_guy I do believe you've discovered the root of the problem.
ewww maccas shift 5 comments
matthewg · 13 hours ago
You're all wrong.
It's obviously the hawt new may-may, Angery Avocado!
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Street art in Copenhagen 3 comments
matthewg · 13 hours ago
I'm amazed they didn't give green dude a swastika on his head.
It only makes the headaches worse... 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
You never mentioned you're a squirter!
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Fried chicken drumstick-like pants will definitely make you a fashionista 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
@kakaburra "Hey baby. Does that crack go ALL the way up?"
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Street artist mobstr creates an awesome collection of sarcastic art pieces across the uk 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Wow.
So deep I couldn't even get myself to read past halfway.
Being an adult sucks 3 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
What if I told you(r facebook text post) that you can be an adult AND enjoy life.
It only makes the headaches worse... 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
That's nasty.
And not in a good way.
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Russian jenga 2 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Another decent "hold my beer" moment ruined by a garbage cameraman.
For shame...
It only makes the headaches worse... 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
@kakaburra I need my booster shot, Hunny. ;)
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i'm not entertained *pouting* 3 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
@kakaburra According to "All Dogs go to Heaven" rules, he gets to stay.
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How have you been doing it? 13 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Wrong.
There are half moon strainers you can use if you don't want your noodles to leave the pot.
The power of a boulder 11 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Did...did he just kill a Korok...?
Gay I am 5 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Drumpf's America, apparently.
Dog jumping rope 3 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Really?
Mine must be broken, then.
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Please be patient 2 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
@kakaburra Communist countries never could manage to build a decent automobile.
The more the merrier 6 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
hashtagefficiency
Ok #teamvirgin, i raise this 21 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
It's only a challenge if you wore that v-neck during.
Beautiful lady has been taking selfies with all the men who catcall her 35 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Interesting that OP clarified that the lady is "beautiful" for us in the title...
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As a fast food worker 9 comments
matthewg · 2 days ago
Again. Why?