MatthewG

matthewg


36, M, CA.
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Single father of 2.

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f*cking FIRE 6 comments
matthewg · 2 hours ago
I tend to be around a month behind.
Chikun Frend does u a eckstacy. 3 comments
matthewg · 2 hours ago
Hey, if you guys can't amuse me, don't be upset when I amuse myself. :D
Chick sits on a b*tch 3 comments
matthewg · 2 hours ago
Bok bok, pollo pollo.
Bok bok, cabesa de pollo.
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f*cking FIRE 6 comments
matthewg · 2 hours ago
Damn, german satan.
I don't usually see other FSers catchin' that MGoveia level of downthumb. Way to go.
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Bounce bounce bounce 19 comments
matthewg · 2 hours ago
It's cute that they think their downthumbs mean anything more than they have no other retort.
thats what i call art.. just wow 10 comments
matthewg · 2 hours ago
@kakaburra Banana for scale, if you know what I mean? ;)
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Someone's a fan of Trump 7 comments
matthewg · 2 hours ago
Complete with a side of dementia.
Bounce bounce bounce 19 comments
matthewg · 3 hours ago
*butthurt downthumbers play in the sideground*
Goal met 7 comments
matthewg · 3 hours ago
If they aren't now, I'm sure they will be as soon as they find a tunnel and an empty lane.
Sit on my face 2 comments
matthewg · 3 hours ago
I don't see a chair.
All I see is a friend.
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This is exactly why I don't go out 12 comments
matthewg · 3 hours ago
Ah, young love. :D
*pinches fingers* That'sa spicy-a meatball! 3 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
Upon further review, the majority of this video sucks. I'm actually kind of sad.
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*pinches fingers* That'sa spicy-a meatball! 3 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
This video really gets me... *sunglasses*
...hot and bothered.
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Bounce bounce bounce 19 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
*Mexico plays in the background*
Russian transformer 10 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
Poppin' a squat like an Autobot.
Thats a sikh burn man! 4 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
I can see how it might appear that way.
If we're talking about a decent man or woman, they tend to have standards, and prefer solitude to the companionship of someone toxic to them. That might lead to them rarely being seen "making a move".
Buddhist Monk burns himself alive in protest - Vietnam, 1963 9 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
Now we've got the Junior SS fresh from the internet carrying around tiki torches and getting all butthurt that people saw them.
What a bunch of pansies.
What else is she supposed to do? 9 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
We need to have a flippin' FS convention.
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Screaming and then running like a b*tch 28 comments
matthewg · 4 hours ago
Ok, calm down Pistorius Jr.
Screaming and then running like a b*tch 28 comments
matthewg · 5 hours ago
@kakaburra I can't wait to catch my serial organ-harvester behind my shower curtains.
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My Creative Process In a Nutshell. 20 comments
matthewg · 5 hours ago
@kakaburra And I'll see YOU...in the next video.
Buh-BYEee!!1
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Sea doggo doesn't want to do a heckin' cold swim 6 comments
matthewg · 5 hours ago
Even the sea doggos are lookin' for Murph.
Pack the essential 3 comments
matthewg · 5 hours ago
@kakaburra When emBARKing on an adventure, the most important thing to pack, is a friend.
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Tomorrow!... 4 comments
matthewg · 5 hours ago
@kakaburra Or...infinite happiness!
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This caution board in india 6 comments
matthewg · 5 hours ago
We prefer to call them "surprises".