MatthewG

matthewg


36, M, CA.
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Single father of 2.

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Witness a Russian fidget spinner master practice her craft. 2 comments
matthewg · 3 hours ago
Alternate title: "Olga: Guardian of the Pee Tape".
This man accidentally used his wife's menstrual cup to measure rice 20 comments
matthewg · 5 hours ago
Well, that's no fun... *walks off in a huff*
This man accidentally used his wife's menstrual cup to measure rice 20 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Pretty sure this is #fakenews.
I can't believe anyone living in the age of the World Wide Web doesn't know what a Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cup is.
Looks like Japan just figured out PeriodSubstance. 4 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
It's the Period Fairy, here for another donation.
My mom has a similar sign, except it says kids 3 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
Maybe.
Is it funny?
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Female height chart 25 comments
matthewg · 1 day ago
*Prepares for Snu-Snu*
Female height chart 25 comments
matthewg · 2 days ago
@kakaburra Then you wouldn't be able to ride all the best attractions at the theme park with me. At least not without some serious bamboozling of the operator.
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Transmission fluid, suuure 9 comments
matthewg · 2 days ago
THIRTYFOURWEEKSSSSSSS
My mom has a similar sign, except it says kids 3 comments
matthewg · 2 days ago
My dad has a similar sign, except it says sperm.
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Your actions define you. 29 comments
matthewg · 3 days ago
What if the One True Religion isn't a religion that has been invented yet?
Well purred Brimley 7 comments
matthewg · 3 days ago
Criminally underrated.
Your actions define you. 29 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
How high are you right now?
Your actions define you. 29 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
How do you know?
Did you dieded?
He's not overweight, he's... 4 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
*fluffs butt*
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Getting straight A's 6 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
"Roll Royce"
Try as I might, I cannot love and tolerate this. 10 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
(That was the point, champ)
Try as I might, I cannot love and tolerate this. 10 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
Dude.
Couldn't even link to that overused meme reaction.
Fake news and sad.
Try as I might, I cannot love and tolerate this. 10 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
Thank you.
I think...
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Try as I might, I cannot love and tolerate this. 10 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
Beats me.
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Try as I might, I cannot love and tolerate this. 10 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
Just stop being offended by simple stuff.
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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
Yeah, as soon as mgoveia stopped acting as a lightning rod for hate, chaos ensued.
Vote or died 13 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
Something tells me guest would be wetting his shorts if it was a Hillary joke.
Wow Germany 22 comments
matthewg · 1 week ago
I can't decide whether I want to joke about Dickmann's nut being extra thicc, or a game called Super Dickmann Bros. 3 "D" World.
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