matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
Then I guess we have failed as a species 12 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Her pantaloons just dropped.
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Then I guess we have failed as a species 12 comments
Long Exposure Photo of a Firework Launching 11 comments
That's enough I guess 1 comments
Dolphins m*sturbate too 12 comments
Come with me on a journey of merriment 13 comments
Kinky dad 12 comments
A friend just showed me this. I must say he's good at acting. 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Punchline at the beginning. What in interesting approach to comedy.
I hope everyone has learned what happens when you say "ECK-cetera". Things go downhill quickly, and rightfully so.
I hope everyone has learned what happens when you say "ECK-cetera". Things go downhill quickly, and rightfully so.
Lightsaber Popsicle maker 8 comments
Everything looks good 3 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Going on tinder when you're horny
Is like putting your dick in a herpies-riddled blender.
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Is like putting your dick in a herpies-riddled blender.
Small ass ice cream cone 3 comments
Impossible magic trick 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
So fake.
You mean to tell me that the entire audience is impressed by a spitter? ;)
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You mean to tell me that the entire audience is impressed by a spitter? ;)
Stay strong! 5 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
As heavyweight pugilist Tommy Ray Handley once said, "Float like an angel, Borf like teh doggo".
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Someone's at the door 11 comments
Kinky dad 12 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
She wasn't telling him to stop last night...
And no. I already have one. ;)
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And no. I already have one. ;)
Just when you think you have seen everything 6 comments