matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
How to chose an OS 11 comments
How to chose an OS 11 comments
Terminator bee 37 comments
Perfect either way 8 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra My love for you is like gluten intolerance diarrhea.
It never stops flowin'.
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It never stops flowin'.
The fireman stood no chance 3 comments
When You Just Can't Find The Cone Of Shame 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
"Now is the styrofoam plate of our discontent. Made glorious summer by this sun of Blep".
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Michael Cera is the perfect rapper 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Life Hack: Always have at least one white friend.
The cops hold their fire around white folks.
The cops hold their fire around white folks.
I don't care if I lose my star. It's ya boy Teddy Roosevelt!!! 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
And thanks to this post, Mexican Americans across the land began flying the stars 'n stripes on their Bounce Wagons' antennas, in the hopes of not having the cops called on them by Social Justice Warrior chakun.
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Five years ago today at 5:32 UCT, we landed on Mars after 7 Minutes of Terror. 3 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
I have such a love/hate relationship with the Hollywood presentation of this sort of thing.
Neat post, though. Thanks, Smitty!
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Neat post, though. Thanks, Smitty!
I have no self control 3 comments
Now we have to find a horse sized duck 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
*grabs yo Momma*
"Hey, I found a horse-faced pig. Where's the Bingo square for that?"
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"Hey, I found a horse-faced pig. Where's the Bingo square for that?"
Stand strong my brothers and sisters 5 comments
Grandma true desires 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
I'll gladly buy you that ticket for the private Space Tours for our Platinum Jubilee! #savethestemcells
...little behind.