matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
Having decided to watch 10 seasons of Friends 11 comments
Looked up Lesbian Haircut, was not disappointed 5 comments
Awesome guy 2 comments
The secret government 2 comments
To women...Here is your nice compliment 5 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra What if one has an above average-sized penis, and the ex just had a redickulously sized penis?
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Edited 6 years ago
Let's not talk about it, though. That would be "disrespectful"... 75 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Yeah, if you wouldn't mind deleting this mess, that'd be great.
You've made this comment section a pain to read.
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You've made this comment section a pain to read.
Prolonged eye contact 2 comments
A genius Shithole 5 comments
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979 9 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra I must say, it's nice to see our American athletes abstaining for once! ;)
Dilating eye of a hawk 3 comments
Boulder opal 21 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Wouldn't it be better to pretend you're trying to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
We should all strive to be a little bit more like this guy. 11 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
That all depends on what metric you're using.
In any case, what does it matter?
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In any case, what does it matter?
Mutual love for puns 8 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Dang, our Fan Club seems to be in high attendance today.
Maybe Sunday School got out early.
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Maybe Sunday School got out early.
A god amongst men 17 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
And the moral of the story is...unrepentedly harass all celebrities with your sob stories. :D
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*cough*