I actually like it. Gives me a chance to see what I was like 3+ years ago.
Ain't always pretty but it's fun

Here's a fun game to play with these Tumblr threads.
Only read the post and then the very last reply

Damn girl you made us side with EA, why'd you do that

You ever wonder if serial killers read posts like this and lightly chuckle to themselves?

You should be.

Plot twist: It was a real knife but the dog is the protagonist

Oh yes, it happened.
I could never be a parent because the optimist part of me thinks "Maybe teach your kids that swearing is something you only do when certain people aren't around just like us adults do" but the realist in me says that I'm not a parent and thus don't know what it's like to teach a kid so idk
Although I still think soap in the mouth is cruel and unusual.

That's some PS1 tiddy don't lie to me

Idk they look sexual to me ;)

Jak and Daxter would like to know your location

Hello, can I speak to someone in the yikes department?

Just import some American women. Chances are half of them want to be professional moms anyway.

Maybe because you openly call him weird. Asshole.

Maybe the church was just surprised by the 6:00 parking lot.

"Here's the deal with the series of unfortunate events is on the way to the end of the day I was in the middle of the night and I was so hyped up"
I would like to point out that my predictive text ended there since it just kept repeating the laughing/crying emoji

Y'all Mandela Effected me by making me think Dumbledore loses his shit in the movie.

I live in the American south and I'm genuinely surprised how many people still wear masks.

Shouldn't this be hidden?

rat

rat

Never

Doom Slayer is just the ultimate Christian