It's like crack honestly
I basically get an entire Italian restaurant on a sandwich and devour it

There's one by my house and I'm
A d d i c t e d

Tell me, do you guys have Subway there?

My relatives aren't nearly that cute xD but my grandma used to turn her hand into a bird to make my mom laugh and my mom did it for me

Your grandparents are goals oh my God that's adorable

Poor sassy you're Swiss cheese now

I've had like, non surgeries. The kind where they put you under and do some science but they've never actually like cut me open

W00p

I would need a sponsor hook me up fam

I need a surgery but the government won't let me

All ya parts still there even if they don't work?

Scared me bih, when we say hospital we mean like a&e for you guys xD are they figuring shit out?

Like an appointment or an emergency

Real bitches suffer together xD

I was gonna have lunch at the park and enjoy existing but nooo00OOOOoo here we are

Why
Why must my uterus hate me

Oooh
New band name

I am t r a s h

It's the kind with spinach mixed in but you'd better believe I also bought poo emoji socks

The cashier couldn't figure out why I looked so excited xD

I'm a real adult dude I just bought lettuce

Lol what is even life

That's what she said

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Well I don't have mine yet xD then I'll just put the bid on Tumblr and YouTube